fat crispy

Another term for a really enormous joint.

"Dude, we have so much weed!
"What are you waiting for, roll a fat crispy!"

by Hikari-san June 15, 2007

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crispy dick

A dude who bails on his friends to go out with women; his dick is so crispy that if it doesn't get wet every night then it will become too brittle and break off.

Rami just texted to say he can't hang tonight on account of his crispy dick.

by ArseOfSauron December 29, 2015

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Crisp Kringle

A man of indefinite swag. Chocolate Santa Clause with a crunch.

God damn I want to be like Crisp Kringle, he's my inspiration.

by bigballer123456789 January 16, 2011

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lip crispies

When you come on someone's face, (or inside their mouth) and the cum dries around the rim of the mouth or lips.

Stephen Colbert: "Oh! I see. I guess man whores should have to drink from a separate water fountain. Actually, that's probably a pretty good idea. Might have a case of the 'lip crispies'"

by J_Creezy February 11, 2010

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