The Crips are bad Smurfs that possibly fuck the cops. Good Smurfs buy boxes and don't fuck the cops.
by ~Stiletto®Bomber✓ October 17, 2019
Get the Crips mug.A group of homosexual handicapped men that hang out in a circle and jerk each other off. Known to engage in intense orgies with fellow homosexual pride gang “the bloods”. Hostile and aggressive towards normal humans.
Rachel: hey why are those gay guys wearing matching outfits?
John: oh that’s just the local crips. They wear matching colors to let all the locals know they’re gay and don’t want any girls to approach them.
John: oh that’s just the local crips. They wear matching colors to let all the locals know they’re gay and don’t want any girls to approach them.
by Laughing at morons July 22, 2021
Get the Crips mug."Dude, Are you going to Blipfest this year?"
"Yeah, I guess. I just don't want to be surrounded by an army of fucking Brooklyn chipsters."
*farts*
"Yeah, I guess. I just don't want to be surrounded by an army of fucking Brooklyn chipsters."
*farts*
by brooke shields and gay clubs October 18, 2008
Get the CHIPSTER mug.-(noun) A hybrid of Chicago archetypes chad and hipster: The chipster is truly a chad at heart bringing all the innate baggage associated with being a vain, ignorant, Big 10 fun boy with him as he externally transforms into the Wicker Park staple hipster. This quasi-transformation can be easily spotted by the telltale Pabst t-shirt and excessively spikey hair.
by AndyK August 13, 2006
Get the chipster mug.A Hipster who, while trying to pursue Coolness , puts on a Blue gang related/ colored bandanna. This is of course a Portmanteau of the words Hipster and Crip . A Cripster has no affiliation with the Crip gang and is pretty oblivious. this results in laughter and/or getting shot.
This is one of the more rare yet imbecilic forms of Hipster
Cases of this causing Gang violence are unlikely however serious.
This is one of the more rare yet imbecilic forms of Hipster
Cases of this causing Gang violence are unlikely however serious.
"what the hell..."
"YEAH! just look at the Cripster over there. what the HECK are they thinking?"
"haha yeah, Cripsters are funny"
"yeah! i know... but i feel a little sad for them"
"YEAH! just look at the Cripster over there. what the HECK are they thinking?"
"haha yeah, Cripsters are funny"
"yeah! i know... but i feel a little sad for them"
by YoungAuzATL October 9, 2009
Get the Cripster mug.crip niggaz fo life,stay strong homies!crip niggas are one of the most dangerous gang in Americs mostly found in ghetto areas such as compton and other shit.Their rival gang are the bloods who were famous for their stupid red rags.crips called a blood slobs to show disrespect fo bloods.The rapper game is a blood.that nigga.Also the rapper snoop dogg and legendary 2pac are from the crips.crips wear blue rags and clothes.Those black ass bloods suk my dick.Bloods are outnumbered by the crips.
by Ghettorich October 6, 2006
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