moon cricket

Term derived from African folk lore, translated loosely to hungry chimp in the night.

Honey please give that moon cricket some change, he looks pathetic.

by sda2007 January 5, 2008

moon cricket

Usually used as a racial slur against black people. I'm told it has to do with the shine off their faces and the continual noise they seem to make. It was a popular term in the American South 100 years or so ago.

I just saw a moon cricket hold-up a liquor store.

by Defcon 4 and waiting June 4, 2010

jiminy cricket

An old term for not saying Jesus Christ, thus not using Christ's(God's) name in vain and not breaking one of the 10 Commandments or blaspheming. Usually used with emphasis.

Now people say: Jesus!, Jesus Christ!, geez!, or geez Louise! instead.

The term is older than the character from Disney films: a talking, singing, and fancy-looking cricket.

Jiminy cricket that marine just gave me a hot-foot!!...I'll kill him!!!

Did you see what that tornado did to that old barn--jiminy crickets!

by thedzone October 3, 2009

The Cricket

The Cricket is the act of a man run his hard on down a leg of his pants. He then must put one thigh over the other, his hard on between his legs. Then, in the fasion of a cricket, move your leg that is ontop across the leg (and hard on) beneath it. Meant for inconspicuious masturbation in public places

Dude, johnny thought he was hiding it but I saw him doin the cricket during class. He was goin at it pretty hard

by ~MoonScythe~ July 3, 2010

Cricket dick

noun An insult used on males to insult the size of their penis... Also just generally hilarious.

Bob: Jane, can we have sex?
Jane: With your cricket dick I wouldn't even feel it.

"What up, cricket dick?"

by aeris1172 September 14, 2009

river-cricket

A derogatory term for Black people.

That river-cricket stole my car.

by Doug Roepke January 15, 2008

Cricket

The sound of leather hitting willow that takes me back to my schoolboy days. Me and WG opening for Gloucestershire while the birds were singing and a cool summer breeze blowing southwards towards the pavilion. The rain from the previous creating a rather sticky wicket which one must take guard upon.

In reality its a gentleman's sport which has been distorted by the likes of Hanse Cronje and the Pakistan team over the years.

In the words of 10cc

"I don't like cricket no, no, no."
"I love it!"
"Yeah"

And in the words of Inzamum-ul-Huq
"Muhammed what did you do to ball, don't make me get Allah to strike you down"

by Sir Dale esq August 29, 2006