pump-cream pie 

When you're filling up your gas tank with the trigger locked, the tank fills full but some spills out because you filled her up too much. Often results in your car giving birth to Power Wheels™...

Billy busted a pump-cream pie on his car nine months ago, made his shoes smell like gas. Saw his car on MTV last week, looks like she's having Hot Wheels. What's wrong with kids these days.

pump-cream pie by Micahtastrophe December 2, 2013

mexican cream pie 

When you get two, presumably Mexican woman, and share the semen ejaculated by the male (you) between the two. Resulting in a sort of, taco effect.

I had a fun time last night. Me, your GF, and my GF performed a mexican cream pie.

mexican cream pie by Mr Catacorn April 8, 2015

chocolate cream pie 

Pretty similar to a cream pie, but you stick your penis in the anus and ooze it with cum

I would love to chocolate cream pie her.

chocolate cream pie by Dick Cabob December 28, 2015

Nostril Cream Pie 

A nostril cream pie occurs at the end/conclusion of a blowjob when a guy pulls his dick out of a girls mouth just before he cums and jams it up to or in (depending on size of dick and her nostrils) one of her nostrils and blows his whole load up her nose.

Dude, she was so pissed when I gave her a gnarly nostril cream pie!!!

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Nostril Cream Pie by Eskorpija May 21, 2016

boston cream pie 

a three way homosexual act involving at least one filthy irish guy who takes the cum of the first gentleman(often black) up his ass to have the 2nd one(often italian) eat it out of the irish guy's asshole

a black guy, and a filthy Irishman walk into an Italian restaurant and yelled "which one of you guinea bastards wants a boston cream pie for desert?", as he bent the irish guy over the bar and fucked him in the ass.

boston cream pie by BrafZachland May 13, 2016

holiday cream pie 

When you cum in her asshole then shove a candy cane in right after.

"Hey bro it's Christmas time you should totally give her a holiday cream pie!"

holiday cream pie by Dysmeister69 December 4, 2016

Cretin Cream Pie 

The act of a straight adult male from St. Paul, Minnesota, that will gladly allow any professional athlete that has graduated from Cretin-Derham Hall to ejaculate inside his anus.

John was so happy that Joe made it to the big leagues that he asked Joe to give him a Cretin Cream Pie.

Cretin Cream Pie by Raider Life May 13, 2017