Counting Cobbles

To stroll around, with no real aim or end goal.

1: What are you up to, man?
2: Ahhh, you know, just counting cobbles.
3: Fair enough, swing by if you like.

Example 2;
1: Did you get anything nice from town?
2: Nah,just counted cobbles, really...
3: fair.

by Greeneee459 August 30, 2019

Counting the doors

To pass the time with something not too exciting but not too boring either

-Hey what you up to?
+Just counting the doors in door county, wanna hang?

by teheheehehe July 7, 2010

Counting Goats

The scientific art of counting goats, instead of sheep to increase sleep quality and an increased likelihood for achieving nocturnal emissions.

Kylie, wake up. You are counting goats in your sleep again.

Leave me alone Ben, I was having the best dream ever.

by C U Nxt Tuesday January 12, 2021

Goose Count

When you line up a group of troubled youngsters or gangsters and count them off to decide which one will be forced on a death march. Children are taught this via a lovely nursery rhyme.

1) It's a Goose Count, gather in line!

by frigginhost April 26, 2017

Count Everest

an individual of such immeasurable stature that he may be mistaken for a terrestrial rock formation. Attracts enthusiasts but should be attempted only by trained professionals.

Liam: “Whoa dude, there’s a pair of legs over there at the bar all by themselves!”
Wolfrick: “Nah bro, lean your head back and you’ll see it’s really a Count Everest”

by daltonjfk August 30, 2019

Count Flatula

n. A wealthy and extremely corrupt powerful politician or public figure who is not shy about farting on national television or holding press conferences right next to a dildo store.

Did you see Rudy Giuliani at the Michigan hearing? Count Flatula was leaking liquid last week, but now it’s all gas.

by Hubba Shyamal December 9, 2020

Count Snackula

A Romanian with completely wrecked teeth, I'm talking seriously fucked up chompers to the point where it gives you tooth ache just looking at them. The clusterfuck in the Romanians mouth is caused by years of shit eating habits and excessive neediness.

The fuck-wit count snackula tried to drink her blood but settled for a packet of walkers instead.

by Rish the rocket January 18, 2022