John Cooper School

Not entirely a an exclusive K-12 preportary school where rich preppy kids who get Louis Vuitton bags for their 16th birthday, has at least one BMW in the garage, and has cleaning and lawn maintenence service. Household income is a key admissions indicator. Roflcopter posession is mandatory.

Not everyone is rich and preppy. Not everyone gets Louis Vuitton bags, EVER. Most people DO NOT own a BMW, and some people work very hard to go to the school.

Sure it is a wealthier school, but not everyone is a rude, obnoxious, filthy rich person.

A- Dude, that girl from the John Cooper School was actually really nice!
B- I know! She wasnt obnoxious or preppy!
A- I guess us people at public school were wrong!
B- I guess so man, maybe we should apologize...

by NICE_PERSON December 31, 2009

Soapy Cooper's Super Soup Off Hoops Soak Suds

Special soap for cleaning soup off hoops.

Just scrub your silly, souped-up hoop in Soapy Cooper's Super Soup Off Hoops Soak Suds.

by Soup Nazi September 6, 2004

cooper

Smartest guy on the planet.

Cooper is so smart.

by BOY MY GOSH March 21, 2017

Cooper Road

A stretch of road in Westerville, OH running from Route 3C to Cleveland Avenue. Long thought to be the most dangerous stretch of road in all the known world, Cooper Road is purportedly used as the authority for determining snow days for Westerville Schools. Young males are expected to travel Cooper Road wearing only a pair of roller blades and a ball cap as a right of passage into Westervillian society. Also known as the Devil's Backbone.

Cooper Road?! Christ-On-His-Throne NO! Nobody goes down that road!

by Z-1980 June 9, 2010

Mini Cooper

- One of the best cars ever.
- Great, responsive, peppy engine.
- 2011 model = best model.
- I’m 12 years old, And a mini is my dream car...

You can’t drive a Mini Cooper? You’re a car enthusiast, and my grandma can drive one. LITTERALLY

by Epïc D Män July 8, 2019

john cooper school

An exclusive K-12 preportary school where rich preppy kids who get Louis Vuitton bags for their 16th birthday, has at least one BMW in the garage, and has cleaning and lawn maintenence service. Household income is a key admissions indicator. Roflcopter posession is mandatory.

Also pronounced John Cupper if you are mentally deficient

Yo the sweet sixteen was so totally John Cooper School Yo!

by I.P. April 30, 2006

cooper trooper

A hardcore fan of Alice Cooper.

Bryan is a total Cooper Trooper. He's got all of Alice Cooper's albums, many on vinyl.

by T-von August 9, 2007