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cockslammer

Literal tense: A person who either acts gay, or is indeed gay. Refers to the act of male-male anal intercourse (Cockslamming)

Insulting tense: Cockslammer, as common with many other terms such as “Faggot” and “Queer,” can be used as insulting terms of address for people who are stupid, irritating or otherwise pompous. It is, in fact, most commonly used this way.
Literal tense:

Mobius: Dudes, did you hear? Stealth is actually gay!

Shaft: That doesn’t come as a surprise.

Glenn: Really? Hah, I always knew that prick was a cockslammer.

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Insulting tense:

Glenn: That guy Bill got his ass kicked at school yesterday.

Mobius: Really? It’s about fucking time.

Glenn: Yeah, I’ve always hated that cockslammer.

Or:

Mobius: Let me have some of your Cheetos, Soup.

Soup: Fuck you; get your own.

Mobius: Why do you have to be such a cockslammer, Soup?
by Parateralus September 2, 2008
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COCKSANDWICH

The act of placing a cock in between two slices of bread (whole wheat or potato, your choice) with any condiments (usually preferred mayonase or mustard) slathering them gently together to create a sandwich of cock, thus cocksandwich, after creating said cocksandwich, violently shove into the partners mouth while defacating on their chest and reaching a climax.
Dude I totally cocksandwiched sally she cried all the way home... I laughed.
by FLACE February 24, 2010
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cockservative

A homosexual who aligns themselves with the conservative movement and Republican party despite the fact that conservatives and Republicans in general, hate the gays and want to strip them of their rights.
Andy: Pete's gay. How the hell can he be a right wing conservative Republican?
Ron: I don't know. I guess some fags are just cockservative.
by RBAK January 27, 2017
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cocksketball

(1) A variation of basketball in which a player uses his erect penius to dribble the ball, and makes such a huge fart that when he puts the ball on his anus and aims for the hoop, he has a chance of getting 2 or 3 points.
(2) Two gay men rubbing the heads of their peniuses together while watching "Queer as Folk" on Showtime.
(1) Dude, yesterday, I was playing cocksketball with John, and I have gashes on my penius!
(2) I ran into Jack and Joey playing Cocksketball with eachother. I didn't know we had showtime.
by Jared February 21, 2005
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Corkslam

While doing it doggystyle, the male will intentionally fall over backwards and pull the female down with him as to thrust the penis further up, increasing pleasure.
Sam : I totally corkslammed becca last night
Chris : FIST POUND!
Sam : Yeah but she totally crushed me, after all she is a Massive Biffa.
by Vick Dalentine February 9, 2010
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The Venetian Corkscrew

Sex move where a guy flips the girl he's fucking from her back (i.e missionary) to her front (i.e. doggy-style) while staying inside her.
Guy 1: Dude, switching positions during sex always takes so long, and it kills the mood!
Guy 2: Nah, man, just use The Venetian Corkscrew on her pussy, and she'll be cumming her ears off in no time.
by Squidslimer October 30, 2020
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cocks and apps

slang for "cocktails and appetizers"
Let's go out for cocks and apps.
by ...<@!+Y March 21, 2007
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