condalulu

The toilet. Used in eastern suburbs of Melbourne, Australia.

"wait up, just going to smash the condalulu"
"that was the worst condalulu ive seen"

by petridish June 10, 2008

Condarmed

To be equipped with a condom. Usually as a precaution for the possibility of a sexual encounter, even when no such situation is immediately or obviously forthcoming.

1.
Bob: Man, I totally hooked up with Betty at that party last night. Luckily I was condarmed, or she would never have let me do anything.

2.
Jack: Dude, I bumped into Jill in the street the other night. We would totally have hit it off, but I didn't have any protection...
John: Unlucky mate... You should've been condarmed when you went out, so if stuff happens it's never a problem.

by Jovian09 June 23, 2009

Coddaire

To be in a crazed state. To amaze people with your stupidity.

He is such a Coddaire.

by funkyman69 July 19, 2009

Condabating

Using a condom to masturbate. This is so you don't get "it" all over yourself. Best thing ever!

Dude, last night i was condabating.

by KidAwkward October 31, 2011

Condadulations

An expression of joy in the success or good fortune of another's Dad, particularly if they're hot.

Condadulations Derek, your old man has a fuckin' whopper on him.

by SickTitties December 3, 2011

Coddict

A person addicted and loyal to Call of Duty, despite the fact it has barely changed for the last 3 years. Such an obsession is unhealthy and causes sleeping disorders and self denial

Matthew's such a coddict, he doesnt realise that it's crap

by DuckOrTurtle?2 October 9, 2011

condensationing

Verb: when condensation from a cold-liquid filled object assaults one with itself.

This ice pack is condensationing isn't all over me.

by Sharrrr September 18, 2013