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Commando wank

Quick and intense self gratification, usually performed spontaneously anywhere, outside or at work. Once aroused by erotic stimuli ie. co worker, billboard model or you just have too...
Arthur became aroused watching the laundry go round, a commando wank was the only answer.
by jazrowjo August 3, 2009
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Canadian Commando

Originating in the harsh climes of Winnipeg Manitoba Canada this term is used if one is wearing long underwear (longjohns) with no secondary underwear underneath. Most often some sort of pant is worn overtop the long underwear.
by Nate MF Dizzy January 16, 2009
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Curtain Commando

Paranoia, sometimes drug induced. A person engaged as "Curtain Commando" may be looking out the window and checking the area constantly. They may bend the blinds or peek out of drapes so as not to be seen themselves.
"Johnny's playing Curtain Commando again"
by RinaC March 23, 2012
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Valley Commando

Youths from the South Wales valleys out in local towns local for female company. Often seen with a toothbrush in the top pocket.
The Friday night valley commandoes are on the razzle again.
by Maddog May 22, 2004
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commando cocktail party

a party where attendees do not wear undergarments, and the female attendees wear skirts.
"Bro, you freeballin to the Commando Cocktail Party at Michael's house this friday night?"

"Of course, ya big dummy. Ain't no one wearing drawls - and the lizzies are wearing skirts. It's gonna be like a clam dig in Nantucket!"

"Spectabulous, germanicus!"
by Jo Jo Jikaphrio November 10, 2007
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Paintball Back-Seat-Commander

A specific type of paint baller who stands at the start point for almost the entire battle and just gives orders

type 1. a noob who try's to show of by attempting to demonstrate leadership not actually giving any useful orders, just to hide the fact he / she is scared shitless of being hit

type 2. a pro who over watches the map in order to see whats going on and to spot any week spots in the enemy defense, usually armed with a long range marker
Type 1 Back-Seat-Commander: Move forward!!!
Guy1: SHUT THE FUCK UP, GET DOWN HERE AND DO SOMETHING!!!
Guy2: fucking noob Paintball Back-Seat-Commander

Type 2 Back-Seat-Commander: you three, move up the middle where the resistance is strongest and draw as much attention as possible, remember its more important that you stay alive than take out the enemy, you five take the left side on my "go" when their attention is at the center the rest of you reinforce the center as necessary but in the meantime protect the objective!
Guy1: SIR, YES SIR!
Guy2: Wow this guy really knows what hes doing
by OLZ. V. October 9, 2009
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Commandont

The call of people who are legendary enough not to use the Commando perk in Call of Duty - Modern Warfare 2
Noob - I fucking love Commando, its because Im so good and have a negitive KD
Legend - I CommanDONT "dropshot pwn"
by Sir Fist August 15, 2010
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