Colombian Roulette

When you buy a bag from a new plug for the first time and someone gotta be the “is it fentanyl” guinea pig.

Mr. Mike is really down for everything. He doesn’t even mind playing Colombian Roulette for us.

by MaddieLoverBabyGoat December 10, 2025

The Colombian Panther

The Colombian Panther is an infamous sex move often performed in Africa. To do this, you need access to a Lion. It is NOT recommended. It is as follows

When you strip nude, before doing lines of cocaine while a police baton is inserted into your anus. You then attempt to fistfight a Lion before getting mauled. Survival is not certain.

Zack: “The Colombian Panther, I did it yesterday for my first time.”
Phil: “Yeesh, how was it?”
Zack: “My cock fell off.”

by TrippyCarb0n January 19, 2025

Colombian shuffle

An epic game of ring-around-the-holesy.

When in missionary or doggy position, going back and forth between a hole every pump. Named after how Colombian gangsters shuffle- one batch of cards in the front, then some in the back, then in the front, then in the back.

Hey baby, you wanna do the Colombian Shuffle?

by Escort Services Rock June 6, 2024

Colombian Manicure

A torture act performed by mafia/cartel members in South America by removing the victims entire finger nail from their fingers. Pliers are mainly used to pull out the nail.

“We call this a Colombian Manicure”

by kaunka June 28, 2024

Colombian snow cone

The act where you snort cocaine out of a woman’s (typically Latina) vagina after she squirts causing it to turn into a thick paste.
Similar to the Portuguese snowblower

I fucked a Latina bitch and she gave me a Colombian snow cone

by JrChicken May 4, 2025

Colombian Facetime

When you factime your friend and you do cocaine together

Called up my friend and we did a colombian facetime after a night out.

by Rodnoodle Copperbottom June 5, 2025

Colombian senses

When niggasenses are not sufficient. Colombian senses add the additional thought of threat or cocaine could be around

My Colombian senses are telling me this is a place of no good people.

by anonymous November 23, 2023