Nut Cobbler

The act of stretching a large ballsack over one's entire face. (double points if they make fart noises with it)

Girl 1: I heard you had a good time with Guy last night!
Girl 2: Yeah, I started off with some top. He gave be a good nut cobbler, and then he finished.

by CobbleringKid May 6, 2021

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by Ian Chode September 22, 2003

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North Dakota cobbler

The act of putting any kind of cobbler in someones anal canal then using a spoon to eating it out.

I'm going to give you a North Dakota cobbler

by Bulletant1264_YT August 11, 2024

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The cobblers bootlace

An overly long thin poop that goes on for ages, allowing you to extrude your name on a piece of paper.

''i had to sign a letter from the tax man, but unable to find a pen, i sent him the cobblers bootlace on a piece of paper''

by the grim truth April 12, 2025

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Peach Cobbler

Euphemism for someone who eats ass.

“I’m no peach cobbler, but I’d trace your taint any day of the week.”

by Felix L. May 27, 2025

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When you are on your back lying down and he puts his dingaling in your song hole. He then lifts his arms and legs in the air so his pecker and your jaw strength keep him suspended in the air. He then violently spins until completion.

M1: “She’s getting more adventurous but she still won’t let me tornado cobbler gobbler her ass”
M2: “Idk dude she sounds like she’s not the one…”

by DiRizzle February 24, 2024

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