cleaning carpet

Licking someone's public hair.

"What were you up to last night?" "Just cleaning carpet" "How olds your girlfriend, 70?"

by rapscal_2002 February 2, 2017

Cleaning the Boat

"Cleaning the Boat" is a slang term for shaving your pubes. More specifically for a female to shave her pubes.

Me: "Hey whatcha up to?"
Friend: "Just cleaning the boat, you?"
Me: "Ew"

by Osama Is My Mama April 26, 2017

backseat cleaning

When your parent or parents tell you what to clean as you're cleaning, which is completely unnecessary.

"John, don't forget to dust. Oh, while you're dusting, make sure you're getting the edges of the fan. And vacuum after you're done. And while you're vacuuming, get underneath the couch."
"For fuck's sake, mom, enough with the backseat cleaning!"

by GK162248 September 25, 2013

mr cleaning

when your rub one off while pretnding to be mr clean

hey bro whatcha doin

im just mr cleaning

by WetDogSmell99 July 4, 2016

shame cleaning

cleaning in rapid manner when you know company is coming over

I am shame cleaning for the barbecue tomorrow.

by pc4444 May 18, 2016

cleaning

what every woman should be doing

get in the kitchen and start cleaning woman

by ganjagirl420 November 9, 2010

cleaning lady

This is when, after having sex where a man cums in a girl, she sits on his face and he sucks it out. At the same time licking her pussy.

After he cumed in me i made him be my "cleaning lady" and suck it all out.

by Fetish Master October 30, 2007