clam sweat

/klam//swet/
Noun

-moisture exuded through the cervical glands of the vagina, typically in profuse quantities as a reaction to extreme laziness, often described as a fetid or putrid smell, similar to expired seafood

Kevin is clam sweat.

by otterpop June 13, 2013

Clam-scaping

The fine art of shaving ones genitalia as a female. The act itself does not refer to any particular pattern just the act itself.

Man did you see Becky's clam-scaping job, she did lightning bolts!

by BrownSquared February 04, 2010

Clam Brownie

1. Anal sex followed by vaginal sex where some poop residue is carried over to the vage.
2. ( You don't want one)

Don't try to clam brownie me, mother fucker!
Girl, he totally gave me a clam brownie last night...

by clam sponge May 06, 2017

Clam Squat

The girl version of tea bagging someone. Used a practical joke or prank, when performed on someone who is asleep, or as a sexual act.

"omg, Rob just passed out, dare you to clam squat him"

"Dude, this girl totally clam squatted me last night"

by Hanwellington March 21, 2017

Free clam

When a female neglects or chooses not to wear panties for any number of reasons

Girl, that skirt was so tight, I had to free clam just to avoid panty lines.

by humminbird July 01, 2010

Clam burn

When a woman's vagina is so hairy that it gives you a brush burn on your cock or chin.

PK got clam burn from banging his boss because she had a bristle vagina.

by Clamer July 21, 2016

Bearded Clam

A Pussy that is very hairy.

My ex-Girlfriend has a Bearded clam.

by Bongo Lad September 20, 2006