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clam cuddlers 

The female equivalent of nut huggers.
Very tight pants.
A: "Did you see Molly's clam cuddlers today?"
B: "Yeah, I'm surprised they didn't tear when she sat down!"
clam cuddlers by Angel_Baby575 April 28, 2013
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Clam burger 

Lizz and Hillory have dirty clam burgers.
Clam burger by sarkaztic November 25, 2014

Clam-block 

Verb. Female equivalent to "cock-block." A clam or vagina is blocked from being entered; when intercourse is blocked from said female by her girlfriend(s), long term friend zone male, competing and less desired male, or act of god.
Still in the throes of post-break-up depression, Sally clam-blocked Becky at the party, so she wouldn't have to watch Gilmore Girls and cry into a bag of Dorritto flavored icecream alone.
Clam-block by roadrunner23 November 30, 2014

clam card 

Similar to the race card, but used by women when claiming sexual inequality
"Ellen didn't move up with her company so she played the Clam Card, taking them to court for sexual discrimination."
clam card by Jackson Portsmouth March 30, 2015

Clam Chowder Swirly 

A ritual from an orgy when all men ejaculate into a bowl, and after the females dump their heads in, in an orderly fashion
Sorry mom, I have to borrow your bowl from the kitchen cuz we need it for the clam chowder swirly later

Clam Scram 

Girl: Let’s have Clam Scram Tonight

Guy: WTF is that
Girl: Look it up on Urban Dictionary