Claire is the life of the party.
by aaaayo_charms April 15, 2009
Get the claire mug.Teacher: What the hell are you doing?
Student: I'm trying to see if I can guess what color I'm eating without using my eyes. I want to see if I'm Color Clairvoyant.
Student: I'm trying to see if I can guess what color I'm eating without using my eyes. I want to see if I'm Color Clairvoyant.
by marlasinger February 1, 2007
Get the Color Clairvoyant mug.Usually fair headed, more or less insecure girl with average friends. Claire usually has a small friend groups, but has several at the same time, three or four at the least. She's ordinary, and extremely clumsy and clueless, not noticing what people think about her until someone tells them. She likes to keep her feelings to herself, and won't usually show if something's wrong. Usually not into sports, with more of a Preforming Arts type.
She's such a Claire!
by Bèàr December 29, 2016
Get the Claire mug.Claire's are amazing. They are really sweet, caring, pretty, honestly perfect. They have the biggest hearts and love both family and friends. They do crush a little but they don't need a silly boy to make them happy. Claire's may be a little shy at first but once you get to know them they are very interesting and have a lot of things to say. They tend to have a really big love for God which is great! They are very independent and don't let one persons opinion take them down. Claire's also have an amazing fashion sense and start new trends. They are really cool!
by swagstickssss March 6, 2014
Get the Claire mug.the few minutes after an orgasm in which a man feels he sees the world with a heightened clarity; as though he can see the world as it truly is, without emotions or sexual desire to cloud his view.
during this period a man decides whether his orgasm was of a prideful, shameful, or meh nature. These judgements might result from the orgasm's assistant being a bombshell, his hand, or an ogre, respectively.
anthropology: this experience may have benefited humanity's ancestors as our ancestor who became intensely aware of his surroundings after sexual intercourse would have been in a better situation/mindset to defend himself from watching or approaching carnivores than his peer who did not feel as alert
during this period a man decides whether his orgasm was of a prideful, shameful, or meh nature. These judgements might result from the orgasm's assistant being a bombshell, his hand, or an ogre, respectively.
anthropology: this experience may have benefited humanity's ancestors as our ancestor who became intensely aware of his surroundings after sexual intercourse would have been in a better situation/mindset to defend himself from watching or approaching carnivores than his peer who did not feel as alert
"Shut up bitch! I'm enjoying my post coital mental clarity. thank you. would you make me a samich, please?"
"Yeah bra, in my post coital mental clarity I realized what a mistake I had made by wrestling that ogre! I wore a condom though. "
"Yeah bra, in my post coital mental clarity I realized what a mistake I had made by wrestling that ogre! I wore a condom though. "
by leroach January 9, 2012
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Get the Claire Vickers mug.Possibly the most beloved pastry chef out there. Also, we would all die for her.
First name: Claire
Second name: FromtheBonAppetitTestKitchen
First name: Claire
Second name: FromtheBonAppetitTestKitchen
"If it ain't half-sour herself, Claire Saffitz! How's it going?"
"Brad, I need you to know I can not accept any criticism right now."
"Brad, I need you to know I can not accept any criticism right now."
by DaiPhi December 7, 2019
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