Chobit

A chobit is someone who does not know what a chobit is.

John: Yea, she's such a chobit.
Jimmy: What's a chobit?
Matt: AHHH! Jimmy's a chobit!
Jason: CHOBIT!!
Kevin: CHOBIT!!

by cordozar December 23, 2008

choking the man with the pink turtle neck

jerking off, pulling a load off

I was watching some girl on girl porn and started choking the man with the pink turtle neck and my mom walked in.

by Nabomb July 30, 2007

Choki

Somebody who's crazy for Shahid Kapoor, the dude who stars in the new movie "Dil Mange More."

A: Hey man, have you seen "Dil Mange More?"
B: No dude, I am not a choki.

by rinchen August 29, 2005

cholito

Spanish term for "small dick"

can also be used to refer to asian people, hell... this word was probably made to insult asians!

Would you like some burritos, or some fuckin' cholitos?!

by James Lowe March 8, 2005

Choking Hazard

A penis at least 18 inches in length

"Watch out Stephanie, that's a choking hazard right there."

by JohnMcCayne March 27, 2009

chobits

robots with super CPUS and massive hard drives. I want one!

can i stick my finger in your chobits?

by Anonymous July 9, 2003

choking the dog

Inserting an object into your ass while masturbating.

I used a flashlight while choking the dog today before work

by SStampley July 21, 2013