chocolate swordfish

After anal sex when your dick is covered in shit.

When JC was done butt fucking KP he looked down and realized he had a chocolate swordfish.

Dude, last night Mike’s mom gave me a chocolate swordfish.

by AlaskanPoet June 16, 2018

Chocolate hitchhiker

The act of sticking ones thumb into the anal area of another person or perpetrator.

"The pit bull would not let go of my arm so I gave it the chocolate hitchhiker"

"My buddy had me in a headlock so I gave him the chocolate hitchhiker."

Friend: "what smells like shit?"
Me: "well my girl was being a bitch so I gave her the chocolate hitchhiker".

by Smozi1014 January 7, 2020

Chocolate beyblade

The act in which a person experiencing diarrhoea spins on a Segway at high velocities, spewing large amounts of fecal matter in the general vicinity, in an act of dominance.

Guy 1: Ay bro, Imma have beat yo ass if you don’t back the fuck down.

Guy 2: try me bitch you, you don’t stand a chance against my chocolate beyblade. Imma let it rip all over yo weak ass.

by The cum bender April 8, 2020

Chocolate Swipe

A skid Mark left on a pull out bed
or
Thin Long poop smear on any type of pull out or portable bed. Ex. Trundle, Blow up

My homeboy Ned slept over and left the dirtiest Chocolate swipe on my trundle
Woke up this morning and realized I chocolate swiped my blow up mattress

by Castle42 May 30, 2020

Chocolate Muncher

A White guy that eats out Black girls

Jack: "what's wrong?"
Ethan: "My racist dad found out I'm a chocolate muncher."

by Shm0ker February 2, 2022

Amsterdam chocolate

slang term for hashish, but is occasionally used to describe very powerful weed.

Joe: Yo thats some nice amsterdam chocolate!
Bob: yeah I got it from my cleaning lady.

by IanMichG February 10, 2009

Strata Chocolata

That wonderful space between the bottom of the vagina and the bottom of the anus on a woman and that terrible place between the bottom of the scrotum and the bottom of the anus on a man.

Guy A: So, did you and Lisa finally hook up last night? Looked real promising.

Guy B: Um...well, yeah....you could say that!

Guy A: Wow, so what happened!?

Guy B: She was a total freak dude. I was munching on her box and all of a sudden she pushed my head down further and begged me to nibble on her Strata Chocolata. It was like a Godiva bon-bon.

Guy A: No way! I gotta find a woman like Lisa!

by oMogwai August 13, 2010