chinese burn

A basic form of causing physical pain that is usually experienced for the first time in infant school. It invloves gripping the top of somebody's forearm with both hands then rotating the hands in opposite directions, thus stretching the skin. Tolerance to this increases with age, unless a meathead tries it and mangles not only your skin, but your muscles, ligaments and bones also.

1. Aww, I let my little cousin give me a chines burn today, and I pretended it hurt me.
2. Johnny Meatface wrestled me to the ground today and give me a chinese burn. I couldn't even breathe, let alone scream.

by anon. April 14, 2005

chinese corvette

1 - a toyota prius that is mainly parked in a garage and only taken out for special drives or occasions.

2 - a toyota prius that the owner thinks is the shit because he/she is driving green.

"dude, check out that prius."

"hey, that's a chinese corvette!"

by azlurker July 27, 2009

chinese obligation

An obligation incurred by helping someone, which requires the helper to continue helping. From the old assumption in the West that the Chinese do everything backwards and upside-down(e.g., "Chinese fire drill," "Chinese auction," etc.).

I saved a kitten from a shelter, and now I have this Chinese obligation to raise them.

by Shaviv May 5, 2004

chinese food

makes you smart

persons 1: why are u so smart
persons 2: i had chinese food for lunch

by smartest person alive October 18, 2008

Chinese Scramble

The act of simultaneously punching an opponent with both hands whilst kicking said opponent with one leg. For maximum effect, punches should start from as far back as possible.

When he gets upset, he is apt to do a Chinese Scramble on you.

by ThatGuy123456789 September 4, 2010

Chinese Firecracker

Menu item that started at a Chinese massage parlor. The masseuse puts a peppermint Tic-Tac in a male's pee hole, then gives a blow job till the male gives a resounding scream and a small pop is heard.

yarbs- "Dude, what the fuck? It sounded like the Fourth of July in your room last night!"

sammiam- "Bro, that hooker gave me a Chinese Firecracker!!"

by yabs August 25, 2007

Chinese Twizzler

When you shove a whole bag of twizzlers into a girls anus while you take a shit on her chest and put soy sauce on it she then proceeds to eat your (chinese) shit while giving you a hummer

Shaquita said that the Chinese Twizzler was yummy last night.

by The Asian Blue Devil September 17, 2010