Little chef

Also known as a “tiny Buddha” a little chef is someone of slightly below average height with great cooking talent.

The food was so delicious that it was clearly made by a little chef.

by Ticytapycornliar January 11, 2018

internet chef

A lazy fat bastard who always post rant comments on every non-Gordon Ramsay cooking Youtube videos about the lack of seasoning where in reality it is well-seasoned, incorrect way of chopping onions etc.., or simply they spot and find insignificant mistakes and then proceeds to rant about it. They gain their culinary knowledge by watching Gordon Ramsay videos (mostly on Hells Kitchen and Kitchen Nightmares) and believes that Ramsay is the only best-of-all chef and noboby can beat him.

John: *watching cooking video* What a bloody fucker, he overcook the pork by 1 second *proceeds to rant*.....*screams autistically*

Fred: *sitting besides John* Why the fuck you screaming asshole

John: Oh yeah?.... this loser chef in the video cant even cook and calls himself a chef? Imma even a better chef than this twat!!!

Fred: lmao you retarded, you cant even cook bruh...... lmao lmao you always relied on mcdonalds you fucking internet chef

by fakeBanan April 14, 2019

french chef

A man who solely lives to mix his seed in others. A pleasant man, who cooks many broths. Those broths being the succulent legs of thou frog. The slimy nature of the ambient creature leaves little to be desired, but the simple mind may sway to it’s every present scent. The buss.

Daniel mate, can I smell fresh pastries? Because you’re acting like such a french chef!

by noblindonkey March 30, 2021

Yes Chef!

A gleeful, sarcastic response used to mock an authority figure giving unreasonable instructions or non-constructive feedback.

Meatbag: What are you waiting for? That tank isn't going to stab itself to death with a butter knife!
Respondent: Yes Chef!

Jackass: This is fucking terrible! Do better next time.
Respondent: Yes Chef!

by F.A.S. November 23, 2022

chef no ass

Chef no ass.

Means an asshole who cooks up shit who has no ass to back it up.

Look at Ryan chef no ass riding his bike flipping off people's ex boyfriends causing shits but driving away.

by Philsberry doughboi October 21, 2017

chefs ass

When one singel chef works so hard in the suns bedroom knows as a kitchen that there anal section and gooch sweat and chafe to the point of no return and become and gain extremely painful walking patterns

Yo jord-I I have had a busy day and it's so hot I can't walk. To whitch jord-I would reply ahaha blood have you got chefs ass lol 😂

by Chefs ass (jacob wooly) September 3, 2017

Little chef

The shrinkage of a mans penis caused by the use of MDMA. Term originating from the film ‘ratatouille’.

‘I was rolling so hard but had serious little chef. It hurt to pee.’

by Loco El Stoto November 25, 2018