Of all the sperm cells that reache the egg, those destined to be a "Chav" deny those with a more privalidged potential future the right to live. After they reach the egg, their usefulness is spent. They will then spend the rest of their illustriest lives roaming in gangs of Burbery clad gangs, vandalising stuff, hurling abuse at random people and sponging off the tax payers money.
They hate all upstanding or better off citizens, and want everyone else to descend to their rabid level of intelligence, because then at least they won't feel so bad about being an inferior bottom feeder of society.
They hate all upstanding or better off citizens, and want everyone else to descend to their rabid level of intelligence, because then at least they won't feel so bad about being an inferior bottom feeder of society.
by Darkverge September 09, 2007
look outside a corner shop or takeaway or whatever at about 11pm at night and you will see chavs, usually in groups between about 5 and 20.
boys wear some kind of hardnut tracksuit, with nike,adidas,scholl,bear,timberland accross it, and have a nike/burbery cap about 90 degrees to their head.
the girls have peroxide blondre hair pulled back so tight their forehead doesnt move, make up put on witha shovel, a trackie with priness or babe or something on the back of it, a fag in one hand and a mobile in the other. oh and both boys and girls wear about 2 tonnes of argos jewellery each.
boys wear some kind of hardnut tracksuit, with nike,adidas,scholl,bear,timberland accross it, and have a nike/burbery cap about 90 degrees to their head.
the girls have peroxide blondre hair pulled back so tight their forehead doesnt move, make up put on witha shovel, a trackie with priness or babe or something on the back of it, a fag in one hand and a mobile in the other. oh and both boys and girls wear about 2 tonnes of argos jewellery each.
they normally say things like-
"oi, you startin"
"youre gonna get banged out you little c**t"
"get us some fags"
"its orrigh't innit"
"oi, you startin"
"youre gonna get banged out you little c**t"
"get us some fags"
"its orrigh't innit"
by fizzy777 May 13, 2005
The slang word Chav, comes from Gustave Flaubert's masterpiece, Madame Bovary.
Charles Bovary is a doctor, he is trusting and romantic. He loves and marries Emma she becomes Madam Bovary. She is a naive but mercenary social climber.
On their wedding night the villagers bang pots and pans under the newlyweds window, a serenade known as Charivari.
The villagers shout out Charbovari! Charbovari! a play on words by crossing Charles Bovary's name with Charivari.
Villagers would perform a Charivari when they believed a wedding to be a farce.
The villagers new that Charles was being taken for a mug by Emma. On many occasions she was unfaithful right under his nose and squandered all his money, but he continued to love her.
The word Chav has nothing to do with a mans social class or culture or educational attainment.
The word Chav refers to a decent person, a lover, being taken advantage off by their partner.
Charles Bovary is a doctor, he is trusting and romantic. He loves and marries Emma she becomes Madam Bovary. She is a naive but mercenary social climber.
On their wedding night the villagers bang pots and pans under the newlyweds window, a serenade known as Charivari.
The villagers shout out Charbovari! Charbovari! a play on words by crossing Charles Bovary's name with Charivari.
Villagers would perform a Charivari when they believed a wedding to be a farce.
The villagers new that Charles was being taken for a mug by Emma. On many occasions she was unfaithful right under his nose and squandered all his money, but he continued to love her.
The word Chav has nothing to do with a mans social class or culture or educational attainment.
The word Chav refers to a decent person, a lover, being taken advantage off by their partner.
British working class men are brilliant, they are the dogs bollocks! They are not Chavs, well not all of them!
by DIX-fromthehorses. December 05, 2011
dirty little fuckwitts who plague our streets like a virus. they are the equivellent of a scab coz you pick them off and they always come back. you should host the worlds largest free burberry sale wait till there all in location and bomb the fucking lot of them "for cold booded murder of the english tongue" aiit boi!!!! chavettes must get help pulling that hair back there is only one time to tuck your socks in that is ridding a bike not every day so sad fucks get the hint britan hates you die die die!
OLD MAN "would you mind moving as i need to park my car
GANG OF CHAVS "aiight fuck it we is movin anyway
COCKY CHAV (wants to be admired by fellow chavettes)"fuckin old prick, fool
OLD MAN "what was that boy
COCKY CHAV "nuffin"
OLD MAN "diddent think so
COCKY CHAV "CUNT!" leg it!
OLD MAN "fucking chavs"
GANG OF CHAVS "aiight fuck it we is movin anyway
COCKY CHAV (wants to be admired by fellow chavettes)"fuckin old prick, fool
OLD MAN "what was that boy
COCKY CHAV "nuffin"
OLD MAN "diddent think so
COCKY CHAV "CUNT!" leg it!
OLD MAN "fucking chavs"
by carlito0207 June 22, 2007
Chav
Chav someone who lives on benefits, wardrobe from jd and can’t afford real food
Michael: (points to someone wearing a tracksuit, eating rip off wotsits and calling someone on a nokia brick) is he a chav?
Me: yeah.
Michael: (points to someone wearing a tracksuit, eating rip off wotsits and calling someone on a nokia brick) is he a chav?
Me: yeah.
by G_64 April 29, 2018
general scum
several theories to the origination of the word most popular being council housed and violent
can be found in most towns or cities outside McDonald's and other fast food outlets trying to intimidate with large numbers though this always fails with the oldest member of the group being 15 with a can of white ace
usually they will be abusive to anyone who does not comply to their requests such as gizza fag (roughly translated by experts to give me a cigarette though we can not be sure)
They like to dress in the height of fashion usually a Adidas tracksuit or some variation with there baseball caps at a 45 degree to 90 degree angle
Female chav's or chavettes like to dress similar or wear skimpy tops that to any normal human looks ridiculous the chavette almost always has their hair pulled back for reasons unknown but gives a shocked or surprised appearance to the chavette
both male and female enjoy gold jewelry or "bling"
other accessories chavs have include lighters, Windsor blue's, white ace or special brew 3 babies by different dads
they also have there own form of language including hand symbols and gestures though in reality most of this has been stolen from the hip hop and gangsta rap community
due to this it is also thought the whigger is closely related to the chav a figure of respect for all chavs is Jeremy kyle
several theories to the origination of the word most popular being council housed and violent
can be found in most towns or cities outside McDonald's and other fast food outlets trying to intimidate with large numbers though this always fails with the oldest member of the group being 15 with a can of white ace
usually they will be abusive to anyone who does not comply to their requests such as gizza fag (roughly translated by experts to give me a cigarette though we can not be sure)
They like to dress in the height of fashion usually a Adidas tracksuit or some variation with there baseball caps at a 45 degree to 90 degree angle
Female chav's or chavettes like to dress similar or wear skimpy tops that to any normal human looks ridiculous the chavette almost always has their hair pulled back for reasons unknown but gives a shocked or surprised appearance to the chavette
both male and female enjoy gold jewelry or "bling"
other accessories chavs have include lighters, Windsor blue's, white ace or special brew 3 babies by different dads
they also have there own form of language including hand symbols and gestures though in reality most of this has been stolen from the hip hop and gangsta rap community
due to this it is also thought the whigger is closely related to the chav a figure of respect for all chavs is Jeremy kyle
innit bruv
I'm no chav I'm a OG yeah
safe
ave it
brap brap brap
me benefit cheque ain't came though shit
chantelle get back here i ain't done note
I'm no chav I'm a OG yeah
safe
ave it
brap brap brap
me benefit cheque ain't came though shit
chantelle get back here i ain't done note
by bill ody age 50 September 13, 2008
A byword for someone who has a taste for a certain types of sports brand casual clothes such as nike, adidas, etc wear baseball caps, hoodies, tracksuit bottoms and tuck their trousers into their socks.
Stereotypically, they exhibit agressive behavior, drink white lightning, are oversexed, living in relative poverty in menial jobs and being a general nusance. However, this is a common misconception as you don't have to be working class or from a working class background to be a stereotype chav by a long stretch. You don't even have to throw burberry over yourself anymore either, just act like a moron and an obnoxious pain in the hole and that'll probably be enough (even if you still have to wait for your mum to pick you up).
Many pretentious, social commenting boregois Cretins who follow this stereotype love to wail at how "it reflects middle class snobbery".
Unfortuntately, these self-appointed commentators are hypocritically following exactly the same chav stereotype to the letter and are so short sighted, they fail to see what hypocritical, ignorant, talentless cunts they really are.
Stereotypically, they exhibit agressive behavior, drink white lightning, are oversexed, living in relative poverty in menial jobs and being a general nusance. However, this is a common misconception as you don't have to be working class or from a working class background to be a stereotype chav by a long stretch. You don't even have to throw burberry over yourself anymore either, just act like a moron and an obnoxious pain in the hole and that'll probably be enough (even if you still have to wait for your mum to pick you up).
Many pretentious, social commenting boregois Cretins who follow this stereotype love to wail at how "it reflects middle class snobbery".
Unfortuntately, these self-appointed commentators are hypocritically following exactly the same chav stereotype to the letter and are so short sighted, they fail to see what hypocritical, ignorant, talentless cunts they really are.
"You chav bastard! Go back to your white lightning outside Maccy D's!"
"But your such a snob you need to demonise the working class! You deserve any misery chavs throw at you!"
"Hello moron? You believe like said previous cretin that all working class follow the same pattern of mindless drunken talentless thuggery! What makes you different?"
..."I read the Times as well as the Daily Express..."
"But your such a snob you need to demonise the working class! You deserve any misery chavs throw at you!"
"Hello moron? You believe like said previous cretin that all working class follow the same pattern of mindless drunken talentless thuggery! What makes you different?"
..."I read the Times as well as the Daily Express..."
by blahblah119 March 27, 2009