Catcher’s mitt

Tricking someone with a handjob instead of penetration without their knowledge

I thought I was fucking her in the arse but she was giving me the catcher’s mitt

by Floppy1975 August 24, 2019

Baby Catcher

A midwife, a person who delivers babies. Based off Peggy Vincent's book Baby Catcher.

Joe - So you are pregnant?
Mary - Yeah, hoping to get a good baby catcher to deliver my baby.

by Originalized November 7, 2011

Cootie-catcher

Metaphor for the vagina--multiple folds and inner walls.

Brooke spent the afternoon playing with her cootie-catcher instead of going to the movies as initially planned.

by Gigi Coker March 5, 2019

Dream Catcher

When someone give a blowjob/handjob while someone is sleeping, then places sleepers cum in there own mouth.

dude, i totally gave you a dream catcher last night
dude, what the fuck?

by kwpk479 March 18, 2011

load catcher

1. one who catches loads
2. someone who is profoundly
experienced in the art of bukake
3. A vagina
4. G.W. Bush

I've never seen such a load catcher before. What is that a gallon?

by silly mike September 12, 2003

Dream Catcher

A sexual act involving the male participant ejaculating upward; their partner then attempts to grab. or "catch" the semen out of mid-air.

Aaron: "Dude, I totally got with Sally the other night!"
Jake: "No way thats awesome, how did it go?"
Aaron: "It was so hot, she sucked my dick and then gave me the dream catcher!"

by Awesome The Opossum July 3, 2012

catcher's mitt

An affliction of hand cramps resulting from spending long periods of time on all fours as the recipient of anal sex (or vaginal sex doggie style). Sometimes it involves splayed or swollen fingers that resemble a catcher's mitt. The term derives partly from catcher, meaning a bottom or recipient of anal sex.

A: How was your date last night?

B: Pretty good. We went all the way. But I was on all fours for so long and never really found a comfortable position for my hands, so I'm gonna have catcher's mitt all day today. Ouch. Probably won't be able to finish stitching that sampler till tomorrow. Oh, and my ass hurts too.

by Bodenheimer September 27, 2009