chapdick

When a man's dick gets sore from fucking.

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

Chopsticking

Like spooning, but with the legs crossed like chopsticks.

My girlfriend prefers chopsticking to spooning

by Lovebutts June 21, 2009

chumpstick

1. (n.) An unseasonably gullible individual that falls for even the most outlandish of pranks and jokes.

2. (n.) The characteristic skin flush that spreads along the cheeks of an embarrassed individual after realizing that he or she has just been conned.

1. "Man, she's such a chumpstick that she even believed the story about how I met Santa Claus in Rio last March."

2. "She was so embarrassed after I pointed out how long her arms really are that two bright red chumpsticks appeared on her cheeks."

by Crystal's mom January 27, 2007

cripstick

a blunt (not a joint a blunt) cigar weed something like swisher sweets or optimos

Yo Xavier (a.k.a. X) hey pass dat cripstick sippy time

by Street Racer X February 14, 2008

captain crabsticks

a person who for reasons only known to himself can live for 17 years on crabsticks alone. he realy likes them

jordan stop eating those crapsticks or you'll turn into captain crabsticks

by the one and only kyle January 18, 2005

Asian Chopstick Mafia

An intellectually deficient collective of ass croutons; the antithesis of the Taco Mafia.

The Asian Chopstick Mafia member refuses to use Nature White, therefore he will never be able to talk to the football player he likes.

by The Cap'n November 15, 2003

Chopsticks

Typically seen as a pair of long and thin hand utensils. Designed for eating and cooking food. Most notably, people of the Leo zodiac are known to use them with exceptionally poor skill. The world record for most candies picked up with chop sticks within 1 minute is held by a Gemini. As a side note, Gemini are dope.

Please use your chopsticks to eat sushi.

by Dope9912345 July 10, 2017