cack an balls

something grandma always plays with and your girlfriend never will.

hey jon, come here and let grandma play with your cack an balls

by deadly March 26, 2004

Cack

Similar to a cock, but just much bigger and more sexually gratifying to a woman. Usually said with emphasis and authority.

Me: Hey biatch, you want some of this cack?
Girl: *Gasp* Oh my God, yes I would.

OR

Look at the size of that cack!

by Renzo Cervantes July 23, 2006

Chacker

A person who attacks a network or system with the intent of covering up or finding holes in security; unless you offend them. Then they attack it with the intent of destroying data, or wrecking the system. A combination of a Hacker and Cracker. A hacker is for good purposes (by definition) and a Cracker has malicious intent.

A business hires a Chacker to find holes in security, but then tells hime he won't be making as much as promised. He then finds all of the holes, exploits them, and makes them bigger and easier to get through.

by Roger & Eric --EIT Class of NDP0904 October 27, 2005

Chacking

A fetish performed during anal sex in which the "receiver" gets any clump of hair on their body sucked and chewed vigorously with each thrust. This is done repeatedly and completely randomly back and forth between partners. Also may involve quoting of classic cartoons such as Jestons, Flintstones, Yogi bear, etc.

Guy1: Dude...do you chack?
Guy2: Hell yeah!! OH MAN you shoulda seen me chackin' last night! I was on fire man. I swear I must've had five pounds of hair between my teeth.
Guy1: Aw no way, man! I was chacking this morning. I had her screaming things from the Smurfs.

by ALEXICUS/REVXN May 20, 2009

Cackalacky

someone from the Carolinas, esp. North Carolina

Jimbo's a hawdcaw Cackalacky.

by barry January 19, 2004

Cack

The male sex organ, commonly known as a penis, cock, wang, dick, etc.

Guy 1: Dude guys what happened last night?

Guy 2: What?

Guy 1: I got my CACK blown!

Guy 2: Nice...

by Seannn(cack) January 11, 2009

cackjoust

the above definition is actually refferring to a cockjoust which is the thrusting of an erect penis. cackjoust is in fact referring to a homosexual person. cack meaning shit , poo. joust meaning - push , thrust , ie . the thrusting of a penis into an anus (cack)genrally of a male.

err. dude you are a fucking cack jouster

you blatenly cackjoust on da reg , you fag.

by Jack Da Rippa May 15, 2005