sassy Celestino

Sassy Celestino is what we humans call a language arts teacher who tends to give “feedback” in a very sassy style

Mr. Celestino told Diego to stop being wrong, then we all replied “ sassy celestino

by Not_helena May 3, 2019

Cefus

An alpha male who performs felatio on close friends for moral support.

"Jed is a cefus according to Sean and Ryan"

by Beaj the man August 27, 2021

Brain Cells

The first excuse for parents to think weed is bad. The truth is, however, that weed promotes brain cell growth by increasing the development of stem cells in the brain.

Smoking weed kills your brain cells! That's why you only have straight A minuses!

by SomethingCool51 July 25, 2012

Dirty celeste

Any girl who has huge boobs and doesn’t show their friends them after play a 1-10 guessing game.

Damn, Josiah really got dirty Celeste’d.

by BrotherMomentium April 12, 2020

Celeste Pizza

An amazing instructional video in which a young man engages in fornicating actions with a microwavable pizza. Hence, the brand, Celest Pizza.

" This shit feels like the real thing " , " Fuck a Pizza! "
" yay! Celeste Pizza "

by B-rad from BU February 7, 2007

Celeste

The girl who leaves a social gathering without warning or saying goodbye. The disappearing friend.

Where did she go?

Oh, she must have left and just pulled a Celeste.

by C_leagues July 15, 2014

celsa

A human being who is beautiful, awesome, talented, loving, caring, an amazing singer, a bundle of joy, cute, fashionable, funny, sexy , girly, a great friend, best friend, fake sister, original, and born to be a star.

Cassie: Celsa is amazing
Celsa: No I'm not
Cassie: Of course you are. After all you are a celsa.

by alyssa rock December 27, 2013