celebite

The word celebite means a person who promises to GOD, "no sex".

For exmaple some who kills someone and then he makes a promise to "no sex" then for then he "no sex".

by Markesha February 4, 2005

celebate

Act of celebrating by masterbating!

I celebated after finals on Wednesday!

by Captain Spence123 January 5, 2008

The JP celebration.

Scoring a quality goal on fifa and then deciding the only way to celebrate is to mash any button on the controller and sing the song 'Make way for Noddy' until the replay is shown.

I was watching my brother on Fifa last night, he went crazy when he got a scored, he did The JP celebration.

by Geoff Stelling October 31, 2010

celebaphobia

Also: Hyposexuality
A condition in which you are so afraid of being thought of as celibate that you start having intercourse madly and often.

Man, that guy acts like he's got celebaphobia!

by Gravitron March 12, 2005

Celebrashun

The act of celebrating a departure of one recently shunned, esp. rolling of the eyes, a gleeful jig, and/or deep exhalations followed by rude gestures in the direction of said outcast.

After being verbally beaten to the point of emotional scarring, the kid stalked off.
"Celebrashun time!" I said.

by crazygreat November 12, 2007

celebratable

Worthy of or cause for celebration or festivities

Insisted reunion must be celebratable.

by Hercolena Oliver March 19, 2009

Celebrate Morning Mass

Short for morning masterbation. basically a way of relieving your tension before you go to work, play, etc. Better than liquor or pharmeceuticals, a good orgasm will release endorphins and make you feel ready to face the world. Just be careful, gentlemen, you don't want to have a "hair gel" incident like in the movie "Something About Mary". People can also mistake for Morning Mass for going to services in a church..."I was on my knees and I did call on the Lord's name a few times...."

"Wow, Dude, you look really relaxed today. Aren't you worried about the big presentation?"

"Nah, I make sure I "Celebrate Morning Mass" before I get here"

"You do that a lot.... I admire your devotion to your religion"

by bearbax May 29, 2009