Zeus Cannon

A giant orbital facility created by the remaining governments of Earth, to be used as a final weapon against the Leonid Meteor which is the source of the alien Phantom outbreak.

The weapon uses a bioetheric laser several times larger from conventional medical lasers to blast into the crater, effectively destroying all Phantoms that reside within.
The Zeus Cannon is a proven, effective weapon; it will kill Phantoms.
by Tim Kedojeh January 20, 2005
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Photon Cannon

Flashlight (noun)
A Photon is a subatomic light wave/particle.
A Cannon is a device that shoots something.
Thus a Photon Cannon is a device that shoots Light.
Protoss Player <to all>: "HAHAHAHA! my dragoons just pwned ur hydras like there all photophobic! ROFLMA"--NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED.--"OH SHIT!"
<BOOM>
Zerg Player <to Terran ally>: "gj"
Terran Player <to Zerg ally>: "thx hehe >:)"
by etox May 16, 2004
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DOOKIE CANNON

an anus that shoots at a hig velocity
my dookie cannon is full of salsa and salad
by CALLAHAN February 13, 2004
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custard cannon

Slang term for the male penis.
As soon as she put my custard cannon in her mouth, she was rewarded with a mouthful of ceam.
by urban pervert June 17, 2003
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loose cannon

a very irresponsible person who is likely to cause destruction
How did such a loose cannon get into a position of authority?
by The Return of Light Joker August 07, 2008
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Calcium Cannons

A term invented by a user on Twitch by the name of "Phase6ix" used to describe women's large breasts.
"Bruh those are not milkers those are mf Calcium Cannons! Weapons of Mass Distraction! If she doesn't keep those things in the holster George Bush is gonna reassemble a strike team to go retrieve them!"

"The enemy is attacking! Man the mammaries! Unleash the Calcium Cannons!"

"It's hard to look at your eyes with those Calcium Cannons aimed at my face!"
by Actual Genius October 23, 2022
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chowder cannon

"So I pulled out my chowder cannon and then she knew I meant business"
by ROBOTo June 28, 2007
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