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Minge Cable 

The process of using highly sophisticated and elaborate electronic equipment to display or print a rude word for other members of the public to see at inappropriate times or situations.
Displaying the word cunt along an advertising board in a busy city centre or faxing the words pissflaps wanky fuck flange in large letters to a fax machine on a desk at a customer services department or the namesake of minge cable - printing the word minge along a cable that's to be installed in an upper class residential area.
Minge Cable by Tom Bowler April 8, 2009
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Jalalabad Jumper Cable 

When two penises push against each other to see who manages to finish docking in the other first
"Ishmael and George had a falling out after George won the Jalalabad Jumper Cable contest at the bar."
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so-called 

adjective, commonly or popularly but often inaccurately so termed
the so-called 'smut' you are referring to is, in fact, a work of art
so-called by geniusfy July 28, 2006
Someone brilliant who know's how to treat the ladies; a rarity.
Don't be fooled, his shy possibly nerdy exterior is usually just a cloaking device employed to scare off the undeserving.
However, if you're ever lucky enough to find someone so genuine, sweet and romantic then don't think twice, you've found yourself a Cale.
Girl 1: ''Oh my goodness, my new boyfriend is so sweet! Yesterday he wrote my name in flowers and left them on my front doorstep for me to find''

Girl 2: ''Oh honey he's a Cale! You better hold onto that one, he's THE one!''
Caleb is the type of guy that makes you feel like you are in a fairy tale. He hasn't quite figured out his own life yet, but he always makes you feel better. Even though he is tall while you are short, his hugs are the best medicine for a long day. There is something about the way he holds you tight against him that drains all of your worries away. When he lets go, your brain is occupied trying to engrave his scent into your memory. Caleb is dorky in a cute way. He is a terrible dancer and singer, but you consider his dancing and singing the best thing in the world. When he looks up after a little car performance, you can't help but catch his eye. The unique mix of brown and black is mesmerizing, and his smile shines brighter than the street lights that pass by the car. Caleb makes you realize what true love should feel like. For example, fun, engulfing, and sparky. Sadly, he still has some life problems that he needs to figure out, and you have some personal feeling problems of your own.
Caleb by AC-20 February 7, 2019

Callened 

an amazing person with great animations and art <3
“Hey have you heard of Callened?”
Yeah I have they are awesome!”
Callened by skittlezzzz_chan March 22, 2021

Clash Caller 

A website used by try hards in Clash of Clans to call thier attacks prior to each war attack.
In order to be in Clan Wars, you must use Clash Caller or you get kicked.
Clash Caller by Dzman94 July 5, 2016