Caleb

Just a pure pussy

That dudes a Caleb what a bitch

by Beastoneast July 13, 2016

Caleb

Likes to write poetry while listening to clay aiken
Also waits in line for hours for the new Celine Dion cd
Best known for Sticking Ferrets up his ass

Horrible at that's what she said jokes

Seriously?..your being a total Caleb the way your sucking his Dick

by fudge-eye-nuh August 5, 2008

Caleb

the biggest cunt you'll ever meet, so fucking weird and is obsessed with chicken. in love with dogs and someone, you'll hate. has the smallest dick ever and not funny at all. so vain and has the worst jokes ever.

never date a Caleb, they're the worst

by fishfingersarethebest December 27, 2017

Caleb

A homosexual. Chris Reids best friend. A man who licks penis for a living.

Ryan Seacrest is such a Caleb.

by Big Wurm211 October 14, 2008

caleb

Tiny Midget with a small dick

Girl 1: I had sex with some midget last night with a small dick.
Girl 2: Was he a Caleb?
Girl 1: Yea

by KimmyLikesDick July 8, 2016

Caleb

A stupid fuckwit with a tiny dick and likes to touch himself during class

Wow look at that kid touching himself, he must be a Caleb.

by Captain badass October 27, 2014

Caleb

Caleb is a fucking piece of shit Trump supporter who is guaranteed to ruin your day/year

Jared: oh no caleb is coming
Sasha: ugh not that jerk off.

by daytimesleeper May 31, 2018