Cocking

Masturbation.
Whammy your hammy
yank your crank
jack off

*Sandy calls Darrell*
Sandy: Hey!
Darrell: Hold on bitch, im cocking it.
Sandy: What's cocking it!?
Darrell: Hold on I'm cumming.

by MandyLikesFendi January 4, 2010

Cracking the Nut

When someone is sick before reaching the toilets after being made to drink something hideous.

Person 1: "Did you see Jack drink that hideous pint?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he got up to run but was cracking the nut all the way to the toilets!"

by Fletch743 January 2, 2012

Caking

Comes after flirting but before sex. Can involve kissing, necking, fondling, and groping.

I went to the movies, but I missed the whole thing because I was caking in the back of the theater.

by Arek J. July 15, 2005

Cracking open a cold one

Necrofilia

She was was so drunk I felt like I was cracking open a cold one.

by malparit September 1, 2009

cracking clocks

The act of making love robustly; " Well, I don't know- let's just say they wuz cracking clocks in there."

" Well, I don't know- let's just say they wuz cracking clocks in there."

by Pete Pigbristles June 28, 2014

Cracking My Ass Off

Cracking My Ass Off is a merger or Cracking My Self up and Laughing My Ass Off

Sometimes I am so damn funny I am Cracking My Ass Off!!

by Big Hook Em March 3, 2018

Cocking Stuffer

Sex, specifically around the Christmas season.

Guy 1: I’m going to give my wife the best cocking stuffers this year.
Guy 2: No doubt, no doubt, no doubt.

by Wafflebender December 14, 2018