A religion that believes in masturbation, stoners, sex before marriage etc. Wanna become part of it? There, now you are, no church, no money needed, no hassle, just go with the holidays like jerk off a horse day.
Karen: christianity will always accept you if you try to wash yourself from your sins!
Eric: nah, I already got a religion called Cable! Now go play soggy biscuit with yourself
Eric: nah, I already got a religion called Cable! Now go play soggy biscuit with yourself
by Cable-priest May 13, 2019
Get the Cable mug.television channels that can be watched without paying for cable services. when you live out in the country and no advanced cable is offered u get cowboy cable. usually just the local news channels
person 1: "hey did you see that special on HBO last night?
persin 2: "dude you know i only have cowboy cable i had to watch freakin greys anatomy again"
persin 2: "dude you know i only have cowboy cable i had to watch freakin greys anatomy again"
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