cable

a gay ass string

im just gonna lay this cable down

by mini hink September 27, 2017

Alright, which one of you plubflubs stole my I pad charger block and cable?

A easy way to find which plubflub stole your iPhone block and cable

Alright, which one of you plubflubs stole my I pad charger block and cable?

by Ihateliberals9/11 November 15, 2023

Don't get your charging cables all wound up

Don't get too worked up over this inconsequential thing. It's similar to "don't get your panties in a bunch, but much more relevant today"

Did the Uber cancel on you? Don't get your charging cables all wound up, we'll just order another cab.

by Curious Curls April 22, 2024

Xfinity cable

A giant scam the rips you off for TV when you can get it free by a TV antenna

I just paid the Xfinity cable bill now they want a extra $50 dallor fee

by urbanmeme May 12, 2018

Cabling

Getting railed in a gondola or cable car while traveling abroad.

I flirted a little hard and ended up cabling this chick in Switzerland.

by Bcourt June 8, 2025

cable coma

The semiconscious, paralyzed state one enters from laying on the couch flipping tv channels for hours. The flashing light from the tv that comes from changing channels is the only thing that keeps you awake.

I have got to get my act together, I have been in a cable coma for the last four hours when I could have been accomplishing something.

by joecoolthefool November 2, 2015

Jesus cable

A type of cable that will send you or anyone who uses it to the afterlife (or to see Jesus)

Tech A:"Don't use that cable"
Normie:"Why"
Tech B:"It's a Jesus cable, and it'll kill you"

by afuckingtech February 11, 2024