Bang Gunk!

While a chick is blowing you, you secretly shit in your hand. Then, you act like you're pulling your cock out of her mouth and you forcefully replace it with a fistfull of shit. While she's choking, you open-handedly slap her, leaving her with a shitty handprint on her face...BANG GUNK!

That crazy bitch couldn't suck cock so I Bang Gunk'ed her

by randal February 14, 2004

hot lunch and warm beer

shiting in someones mouth and then washing it down with piss

i gave her a hot lunch and a warm beer

by randal February 14, 2004

Zeedar Teretz

A dance, similar to the Hokey Pokey, except with a greater emphasis on pelvic thrusting. It became popular as a disco throwback alternative to the punk rock craze that was taking over Manchester in the late 1970's. It was banned in several prominent nightclubs, including the legendry Hacienda, giving it a reputation as "the forbidden dance."

"Only one man ever lost an eye doing the Zeedar Teretz, and he deserved it."

by Randal May 14, 2004

six packin

when you have your thumb in a girls asshole and your middle finger in her twat

what a whore she wanted me to sixpack her

by randal February 14, 2004

cant

someone who either hasd a shite job is going to have one

jamie houston u fuckin cant

by randal January 13, 2004

cuttin cable

it means to take a shit

i gotta go and cut some cable

by randal February 14, 2004