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Crippling

Something that is so ridiculously pitiful that it hurts you.
The shriveled up little dumpster baby was so crippling that I killed myself.
by JuccBoi April 4, 2020
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Cripped up

To be dressed head to foot in clothes that claim your set/gang in this case Crips.
Stay True Blue
Yo lil' cuz got knocked everyones gotta show up Cripped Up
by H Tray-O April 25, 2006
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crippletown

The immediate aftermath of a vicious beat down.
Don't make me take you down to crippletown.
by mindfreak11 February 4, 2010
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Crippled Dolphin

The act of having intercourse with a woman doggie style, and while inserting the penis into the vagina pull out and slam your penis into her ass. The noise and motions she makes are similar to a crippled dolphin.
Dude I just gave a chick a crippled dolphin and she jerked back and her asshole almost ripped my cock off.
by Morgrave December 7, 2010
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crippled white snow leopard

The nursing home version of the female cougar (women in their 40's who like men 10+ years younger). The Crippled White Snow Leopard is after the Snow Leopard. The order is: Cougar, Puma, Snow Leopard & Crippled White Snow Leopard.
We just set Grandpa up in a sweet retirement community. Dad and I visited last weekend and there was a Crippled White Snow Leopard trying to get my dad's phone number for a hook-up.
by CougarishPuma April 10, 2014
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crapple

Another name for Apple, who makes the worst computers ever made except for word-processing (which my old 66 MHZ can do) and graphic design. Tries to lure newbies in by making flashy colors, but then craps on their heads.
Bob: Hey, want to play Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy?

Jake: No, my mom bought me a crApple. It doesn't support any games!

Bob: That's teh sux0rz!
by Froggyliciousness February 8, 2004
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Crippled Midget

When you have ingested,inhaled, or consumed too much of a drug, alcohol, or other intoxicant, that your dick will no longer get hard, and or function
I snorted so much blow that when the hookers got here I had a crippled midget and wasted my $500
by Vann September 1, 2008
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