buffered

to be utterly pissed offended or annoyed at something, similar to triggered

Ms.Duffy didn't mark our english tests yet and its been 2 weeks, I'm so buffered!

by issassassymidget September 30, 2018

Cellular Buffer

Briefly: A term used whenever a outage effects cellular towers, making cellular data really slow.

Joe: Why is my phone data really slow?
Bob: It's a Cellular Buffer

by crowmechai_ May 17, 2021

a-spot buffer

the government blocking the path to the a-spot buffer to make vaginal intercourse more satisfying for the female.

The adult actress had an a-spot buffer when she had a scene at a public space.

by Coop Dupe June 11, 2018

Buffer

The Plural of Buff

“That Guy in the gym is way Buffer than me

by EverydayFlexer April 26, 2019

Buffer flicking

Female version of the maintenance stroke..... the act of modging while waiting for your porno to load aka a pre modge

Boy : what you up 2

Girl: thought id call you while im buffer flicking

by Loubylou69 November 24, 2016

Sidewalk Buffer

The Sidewalk Buffer is the traditional resting place after a long respectable night out on the booze. Sidewalk Buffers consist of the comfortable bed of grass between the road and the footpath. Sometimes they also include a raised sleeping platform ("Bench") and occasionally a free food dispenser ("Rubbish Bin").

Random: Hey dude, got a place to crash tonight?
You: Nah I'm good, I got the Sidewalk Buffer

You: Wanna come over to my Sidewalk Buffer?
Random Drunk Girl: Sidewalk Buffer? Hell yeah!

by Burkeley Hunt August 24, 2008

donut buffer

While double penetrating a girl you use a donut as a buffer so your balls don't touch each other. glazed donut

Don't forget Dylan, If we use a donut buffer it's not gay. glazed donut

by erox September 20, 2016