Brine

1) The mixture of male and female ejaculate that constitutes the "wet spot" in one's bed following coitus.

2) A salty fluid that tenderizes meat

Well, apparently you were excited, and I unloaded a sack-full so now we've got to sleep in our brine. Get over it.

by Scsbd2 November 30, 2015

Bruce Lee

In homage to the late great Bruce Lee, stems the origin of the somewhat dated joke:

"Chuck Norris only lives by one rule: No Asian Chicks."

...Bruce Lee being the only man to have ever kicked Chuck Norris' ass.

Whining: "But Bruce Lee only beat Chuck Norris in a movie! It wasn't real!"

Response: "Get a life, nerd."

by Charles B. Lee-Norris. January 6, 2008

Dirty Bruce

The act of scratching another person's genitalia, immediately forcing them to smell your hand.

My dad locked me in the garage and gave me the nastiest Dirty Bruce E.V.E.R!

by iRepMyDougie April 3, 2011

brunette

The best way to be. Contrary to popular opinion, it is brunettes who have the most fun, not blondes, because we actually understand what's going on around us.

Wow, that girl is HOT man!! Toosh, buxom, looks AND she understands what I'm sayin'!
Yeah, whatcha expect? She's a brunette dude!

by 100%brunette February 13, 2004

Salty Brine

n. Commonplace amongst the initiated in the state of Rhode Island. Describes a situation where a man is copulating with a woman and is about to ejaculate. The man pulls out of the woman then proceeds to ejaculate in her face while shouting "No school Foster Glocester!" while she is covered in a salty liquid.

Check it out! Someone just made a Rhode Island porn, complete with clamcakes and a Salty Brine money shot!

Derived from deceased radio personality Salty Brine

by Nitsuj Nenittneb April 3, 2008

Max Bruner Middle School

BMS is the school where all the little shits go. The school administration is so fucking ass that I wouldn’t be surprised if they would yell at you for wearing different colored socks. When 13 year olds aren’t doing drugs in the bathroom, theres always some shitty fight in the bathrooms instead. The only good part about this school is the writings on the bathroom walls.

Them: “What middle school do you go to?” “Max Bruner Middle School!” Them: “Get the fuck out of my house.”

by igotobrunerlol September 14, 2021

Bruce Vilanched

to epically fail at a task or goal by an extremely stupid manner.

Kevin tried to do a donkfunkulous jump over the 20 foot wall blindfolded, but totally Bruce Vilanched and smashed his face then began to cry.

by Nevus March 2, 2009