(noun): the feeling of being upset or annoyed, because of the inability to unhook your girl's bra in the heat of things..
Every time i try to have sex with my girlfriend, i end up suffering from brastration as she wears hard to remove bras
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Get the brastration mug.Amy was supposed to meet her friends at the gym one morning, but couldn't find a sports bra in her dresser, so she just grabbed a panty, cut out the crotch and wore it as a sports bra. When her friend Jess noticed she told the rest of the girls in their gym class. Now everyone in their group wears branties.
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Get the Brantford Neighborhoods mug.When you fart so hard that cactus spikes form and shoot out of your rectum.
This illness was discovered by Dr Braktusson in 1982 when a German called Günther literally blew his other patients away in the waiting room. It is a mysterious disease, but it is speculated that a cause might have been the release of Michael Jacksons album "thriller" as Günther was shocked when it was released on december 1st 1982.
The disease occurs when the flow of the intestines is disturbed and accelerated until there's only air flowing through, all food gets glued to the now dry and sticky walls of the intestine and stay there until enough water is absorbed that the airflow breaks off pieces. Those pieces get shaped by the unique air flow into small cactus looking spikes and painfully exit the rectum.
The treatment for braktus syndrome was never perfected, it is a quite difficult to treat someone who is farting out spikes. Günther died prematurely.
This illness was discovered by Dr Braktusson in 1982 when a German called Günther literally blew his other patients away in the waiting room. It is a mysterious disease, but it is speculated that a cause might have been the release of Michael Jacksons album "thriller" as Günther was shocked when it was released on december 1st 1982.
The disease occurs when the flow of the intestines is disturbed and accelerated until there's only air flowing through, all food gets glued to the now dry and sticky walls of the intestine and stay there until enough water is absorbed that the airflow breaks off pieces. Those pieces get shaped by the unique air flow into small cactus looking spikes and painfully exit the rectum.
The treatment for braktus syndrome was never perfected, it is a quite difficult to treat someone who is farting out spikes. Günther died prematurely.
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