friend boned

The awkward situation where a man who is shunned in the eternal hell of the friend zone gets a one time all expenses paid free ticket to ride the bone train and is still stuck as "just friends" afterwards...

"Yo I heard you got out of the friend zone with Christine last night!"
"Nah man I'm not just friend zoned I'm friend boned!"

by Ye ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ April 4, 2017

boned

Term identifying technology that allows female couples to create offspring using the bone marrow of one the women as a a source for creating synthesized sperm.

OB/GYN Doctor: "I hate to break it to you sir, but well the baby ain't yours, some woman totally boned your girl. . . She's your Baby's Momma's Baby Daddy"

by RifRaf February 25, 2008

bonce

cool, to enjoy, something you say to replace awesome when one is drunk and/or high

Dude, this spicy chicken sandwich from
Wendy's is fuckin bonce

by matt steiner September 15, 2005

t-boned

when a girl has experienced the beastlyness of thomas ousterhout

d'd'd'd damn. that girl just got t-boned!!!

by chris gorman April 6, 2005

Boned

Verb: to bone, to make a fool of, tackle really or hard or beat up, or to have sex with, it can be a bit of both

I boned their outhalf
Coach: you better bone their winger
Player: you wnat me to fuck their winger?? :O
Coach: no bone him u twat!

by Demonbob1 February 16, 2009

x-boned

When two cars collide head-on with a car in between and perpendicular to them, forming an "X" shape.

"I boned my girlfriend, then got x-boned pulling out... of her driveway."

by lemminginstinct April 16, 2010

big boned

Large Chester or having big breasts

She was very big boned

by bigbonedbitch October 25, 2018