Scotsman's bollocks

"Would you like a biscuit with your tea? I have a pack of Scotsman's bollocks" (
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trolly bollocks

a troll who chats a bunch of shit
english man in swansea is a trolly bollocks
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Bollock Bubbler

When your bottom is perfectly sealed so that a fart is forced forwards through your testicles.
<parp> Oooh, that was a tingly bollock bubbler!
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talking bollocks

1. Lying

2. Conversation of a generally unproductive nature. May or may not be the product of advanced ethanolic refreshment. Inane drivel; fatuous twaddle; mindless poppycock. Extended bollocks-talking symposia in public houses are one of the most beloved pastimes of the British proletariat, along with consumption of alcoholic beverages and giving each other a thorough kicking.

3. Closely related to the previous definition, any speech that is essentially devoid of meaning but aims to give an impression of deep meaning by a string of buzzwords, technical jargon, extreme polysyllabicity, and so on. Very popular in management, PR, advertising, alternative health, and other fields of employment with a high concentration of wankers.
1. He was talking bollocks for hours about how he earns £250k and was wondering which Jag he was going to buy.

2. He was talking bollocks for hours about how shitty drivers T. rexes would be because their little arms couldn't work the indicators.

3. He was talking bollocks for hours about restructuring the core operating principles in line with new concepts in holistic brand management via microinfluencers.
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spit bollocked

That new gardening implement is spit bollocked.
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Jack Bollock

A Norfolkism implying the existence of a third testicle. Not the left bollock nor the right bollock... but the Jack Bollock. NFN.
You won't think it's so fucking funny when that wasp stings ya on your Jack Bollock!
by renstar August 12, 2015
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Hagrid bollocks

Hagrid bollocks are HUMUNGUS balls that usually a white man will own. This man usually holds ammunition in his Hagrid bollocks to shoot up schools
White man: I just shot up a school with my AK69 and Hagrid Bollocks

Black man: I just robbed a bank
by I hAve GIrtH 123 July 11, 2019
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