free room and board

Prision/Jail.

Guy 1: "I heard John got free room and board."

Guy 2: "Fuck! Do you know if he has bail?"

free room and board by DoILookLikeASlut? October 14, 2009

ouija board

it'll definately make your head spin all the way around and make you vomit huge amounts of pea soup and pee yourself in front of everybody
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the spiritual companion to monopoly or the spiritualist belief system of those who favor monopolies
see communist

playing with a ouija board is a bad bad move

ouija board by oooh September 13, 2006

frat board 

A zip zinger/cruiser that is used to get around campus or transport your self to and from parties when your in a frat

Faggot: "What's that thing your riding?"
Some Bro: "A frat board... Duh"
Jimmy: "It's only the frattiest mode of transportation."

frat board by bigpimper September 9, 2011

Dash Board Ass 

1. When you have sexual relations in a car. Typically in the front seat and usually with the female pinned against the Dash Board of the Car.

2. A type of girl that likes to have quickies in a car with random guys.

1. Guy: "I go to Martigras for all the dash board ass!"

2. Dude:" I just nailed some chick in the front seat of my yellow Honda Civic and I didn't even know who she was."
Dude2:" Thats some good Dash Board ass."

3. Dan: I hope I get some Dash Board ass during spring break and I hope the chick is in the Prostate Investigating as much as I am.

Dash Board Ass by Pectabyte June 15, 2005

cribbage-board 

A small piece of wood with 61 to 121 holes that is used to keep score in the game of Cribbage.

"Grab the Cribbage-board off of the table, I'll show that old bag that grandpa can still use his peggerwood"

cribbage-board by MugginPeggerwood December 20, 2013

Skate board 

A thing that twelve year olds normally buy from Walmart just to go to the skate park and pose

Hey Jimmy let's go to the skate board
(they sit the whole time)

Skate board by Yeet84mickey July 9, 2019

Squeegee Board 

The act of ejaculating onto a Oujia board to impregnate your dead wife

Me and Kim wanted another child but she died so I gave her a squeegee board.

Squeegee Board by hitlersashes December 6, 2019