Bandit

a thief
someone who steals, then rides away
drive by kisses and midnite smooches

Lynn is a bandit who stole my heart

by bandit0 September 23, 2005

backstage bandit

n. A person who attempts to engage in anal intercourse with an unsuspecting victim; usually found lurking closely behind people.

"eat monkey shit you boner peddling backstage bandit"

by chamaeleon March 12, 2004

jam bandit

One who follows religiously, but does not participate in "jam sessions" performed by "jam bands." These individuals are often adorned in tie-dyed apparel, hemp accessories, and Birkenstock sandals. The vernacular of such individuals involves such words as "yeah" and "man." Those who are most immersed in "the scene" may have a deep and passionate appreciation for crystals.

BYSTANDER #1: Do you smell a mix of patchouli and trust funds?

BYSTANDER #2: Yeah...a group of jam bandits just passed us. They've apparently been following Yonder Mountain String Band around the country for the last 3 years.

by gap tooth grin April 30, 2009

Blind Bandit

While receiving a blow job you cum in her eyes and steal her purse.

If you need further explanation you're probabably about to be a victim of a blind bandit and you best close your eyes next time.

by FleaWard45 April 28, 2013

sex bandit

One who often obtains sex for himself in a quick or mischievious manner.
see also "steal it"

That Nick Yurick is a sex bandit.

by Nick Yurick July 17, 2005

Piss Bandit

A thief who steals the wallet out of his victims' back pocket, while the victim is using a urinal in a public restroom.

Phil: "Man, my wallet was just stolen in the men's room!
Chris: "Dude, you really gotta watch out for those Piss Bandits.

by dirtyjeff March 26, 2009

Bandit Country

A place that is not the killing house. A place that is unlike goimg on a windy walk. A place where you have to rush in or go sneaky-beaky like. But most importantly, a place where you shoot everything that moves in the name of King and Country. Also known as South Armagh, Northern Ireland.

"Remember! This is bandit country. Shoot everything that moves."

by Chrysostauros July 15, 2019