by bigassblackguy October 18, 2006
Get the blumpkin by proxymug. Just like the regular blumpkin (getting head while taking a shit) except your eating a sub or sandwich. preferably mr.hero.
"Dude Adams mom totally gave me a super blumpkin"
or
"that fat bitch loves them super blumkins, almost as much as gobblers."
or
"that fat bitch loves them super blumkins, almost as much as gobblers."
by Drew babyy TR October 28, 2006
Get the super blumpkinmug. 1. Rapper Asher Roth
2. A person who gives the most blumpkins
3. The guy or girl in your group of friends who has performed the most blow jobs on someone who is taking a dump.
2. A person who gives the most blumpkins
3. The guy or girl in your group of friends who has performed the most blow jobs on someone who is taking a dump.
Rapper Asher Roth is the self-proclaimed King of the Blumpkins as of now!
"Ash Roth be the King of the Blumpkins" - Lark On My Go Cart - Track 1 off Asleep In The Bread Aisle.
"Ash Roth be the King of the Blumpkins" - Lark On My Go Cart - Track 1 off Asleep In The Bread Aisle.
by HaHaYoB June 6, 2009
Get the King of the Blumpkinsmug. you sit down on the toilet to get ready for a blumpkin as the girl goes down you stand up and shove her face into the toilet and proceed to give her a swirley
by mike oxslong has to poop December 23, 2008
Get the Fake Blumpkinmug. Progessive Blumpkin - A Procedure on how to actually get a Blumpkin
Step 1) Fart a lot in her presence during oral sex and regular fucking. Do this for at least 3 months or until she gets used to the smell of your rancid bowels.
Step 2) Shit yourself during oral sex and/or while banging the snot out of the bitch. Act completely embarassed when this happens! "I agree that was awful... let's take it into the bathroom next time!"
Step 3) Enjoy your Blumpkin filled future life together.
Step 1) Fart a lot in her presence during oral sex and regular fucking. Do this for at least 3 months or until she gets used to the smell of your rancid bowels.
Step 2) Shit yourself during oral sex and/or while banging the snot out of the bitch. Act completely embarassed when this happens! "I agree that was awful... let's take it into the bathroom next time!"
Step 3) Enjoy your Blumpkin filled future life together.
"Man that Progressive Blumpkin shit really worked! Man I can't so much as fart without that dirty whore wanting to suck my mule or least bite my nuts... thanks Progressive Blumpkin"
by Tyler Breckenridge November 10, 2005
Get the Progressive Blumpkinmug. The act of getting your dick sucked in the Dunkin' Donuts bathroom while shitting and eating a Dunkin donut.
Ron went to the bathroom with his newly purchased dozen donuts and starting chowing down while taking a shit. Then the cashier came in to clean and found Ron shitting with an open door. Not wanting to seem rude, she sucked Ron's dick. Boom, blumpkin donuts.
by tsobulker June 3, 2010
Get the blumpkin donutsmug. The act of getting a blowjob while taking a shit while eating a Bloomin' Onion from the Outback Steakhouse. Those three small successes equal the major one known as the 'Bloomin Blumpkin'. This is the pinnacle of achievement one can possibly attain during a lifetime. Nobel Prize winners hope to one day receive a Bloomin Blumpkin.
Sean: "You know Claire from LOST?"
Justin: "The Australian one, yeah shes pretty cute"
Sean: "I'd let her serve me a bloomin blumpkin!"
Justin: "If only! I could die a happy man after that"
Justin: "The Australian one, yeah shes pretty cute"
Sean: "I'd let her serve me a bloomin blumpkin!"
Justin: "If only! I could die a happy man after that"
by themanswh March 4, 2010
Get the Bloomin Blumpkinmug.