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Hollar Blossom

A male or female whos only purpose is to perform or participate in sexual acts. Some are attractive and some are not. This factor typically depends on the general region in which they reside.
“ I messed around with a little hollar blossom last night and threw my back out.”
by Walter Plum June 8, 2022
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gathering orange blossoms

(aka picking orange blossoms)

1. Saying that someone is searching for a wife.
2. Can also be a fancy way of saying, “Go get/search for a wife.”

The phrase comes from the usage of orange blossoms as wedding decor to symbolize a bride's purity, chastity, and innocence.
1. “Ron is out to go gathering orange blossoms.”

2. “Go pick your orange blossoms!”
by KungFuLambda September 5, 2022
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blossom

the most awesome boy in the world he is so hot and so attractive and nice and amazing hes so gentle with evrything hes tall and skinny and asian hes the the best boy ive ever met at ods he is 16 amd he is a student leader hes just so AAAAAAAA you will get butterflies when he walks or talks or looks or anything he is amazing
person: hey whos blossom dude?
me: THE MOST HOTTEST BOY EVER
by karljacobs April 26, 2022
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Blossom?

Blossom is an annoying/definitely cool girl from the TGG(The Golden Gang) , and is so cool and dumb and weird at the same time

she has an obsession with cotton candy
"Hey, have you seen Blossom?"
"No, but I know where she is."
"Where?"
"The cotton candy shop.."
by CreamyCloud101 March 14, 2022
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blossom eater

when a man eats out the girl and licks her clean when done
wow your a real blossom eater 😳
by hanredutoit February 4, 2022
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Bright Death Blossom

A ‘Bright Death Blossom’, also known as a 'Twitter death blossom' is Tweet that seeks to take down all opposing viewpoints using sarcasm, snark, irony, and rhetoric.

The term comes from, or is inspired by, both the 1980s B-grade Sci Fi movie 'The Last Starfighter', and the Twitter account of celebrity Twitter influencer Professor Liam Bright, whose account '@lastpositivist' frequently exhibits very rhetorically clever 'Death Blossom' events.

In the movie, the very white, poor American protagonist is kidnapped by an alien who has secretly trained him for a battle in space using a video game. To complete his mission he is given a spaceship with a special weapons feature called a 'death blossom'.

When activated, the 'Death blossom' locks the ship in position and causes it to wildly spin on all axes shooting all its weapons at converging enemies (who happen to all be using more than one degree of freedom of movement), destroying them all, whilst somehow not turning the brains of the pilot into a milkshake and not causing the ship to be destroyed by being the only thing in the space battle standing still.

As with many sci-fi movies and stories of that era, the protagonists and heroes are white and Westernised, and the aliens are all brown or dark in colour (or just – any non-white colour) and have equipment, ships, and languages with aesthetics that are based upon Middle-Eastern and Asian cultures and cultural themes and aesthetics.
'The Last Positivist has done a Bright death blossom on the neo-positivist trolls and intellectual dark web again.'
'Look out. Twitter death blossom activated.'
'Bright just did a death blossom on Twitter.'
by 龙布鲁斯博士 July 24, 2021
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bliss blossom

Surges of pleasure from anal stimulation.
When you wear a butt-plug, and you begin to feel surges of pleasure from stimulating your anus, that's called a 'bliss blossom.'
by Velouteuse July 31, 2021
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