Blooper: "Yo dude, watch this watch this!!!" (ZZZip)... (Bloop) (Bloop) (Bloop)
Bloopee (Guy): (Eyes twitching, then slowly opening)... "AAAWWW man, what the fuck?!!!"
************** OR **************
Bloopee (Girl): "Oh yeah baby, yeah!!! Slam your sac all over my face!!!"
Blooper: (Bloop) (Bloop) (Bloop)!!!!!!!
Bloopee (Guy): (Eyes twitching, then slowly opening)... "AAAWWW man, what the fuck?!!!"
************** OR **************
Bloopee (Girl): "Oh yeah baby, yeah!!! Slam your sac all over my face!!!"
Blooper: (Bloop) (Bloop) (Bloop)!!!!!!!
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Bloop is the accompanying man-made sound effect heard at the time one throws a donkey punch and connects.
by Tom Thamuz September 2, 2003
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Get the Bloop mug.*In the club with friends*
*ugly/creepy guy tries to talk to friend*
Friend: Blip Blap Bloop
Other friend: okie dokie
Ugly guy: what?
Girls: iykyk *leaves*
*ugly/creepy guy tries to talk to friend*
Friend: Blip Blap Bloop
Other friend: okie dokie
Ugly guy: what?
Girls: iykyk *leaves*
by tozzaaaa October 26, 2020
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"Hey baby, get in here and give me a bloop."
"...you'll try anything once, huh? Well have you ever heard of a bloop?"
"...you'll try anything once, huh? Well have you ever heard of a bloop?"
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