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Orlando Bloom

A mediocre actor that the ladies adore because of their bisexual tendencies.
Orlando Bloom: Bend your ears to the distance, friends. I sense great danger approch...ing...uh, line please.

Peter Jackson: Cut! Approaching on the northern wind! For crying out loud, Bloom, that's your only line in the movie. How do you keep screwing that up?
by Veldrimal December 19, 2004
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Blooming

The act of expelling ones inner rectum to resemble a fleshy tomato from your anus. Usually occurs as a result of too much anal sex.

This ancient art, shrouded in secrecy, is performed by only those who partake in a high level of arse pounding - usually on film. These artists can expel or 'bloom' their inner parts on demand. This flower can also be sucked back into the bloomer's body upon request and must be done so before it dries and subsequently shrivels.

This bloom is a delicacy in the rugged mountains of Japan.
Uh Oh... Janice is blooming again.. her arse tomato is exposed. Someone get her a pencil to push it back in.
by Scooter78 September 11, 2013
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bloodfart

A bloody, mucus-like, sometimes chunky spray emitted from the vagina after rough sex or from one's anus.
Vaginal bloodfarts are common with promiscuous women, whereas an anal bloodfart can be caused from either homosexual penetration or from an infected, cankered meat vein protruding from one's anus (aka hemorrhoid).
Joey's mom sucks bloodfarts out of pregnant chickens.
by jayhawk April 19, 2004
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Bloomfield, NJ

A lower-middle-upper class town that borders wealthy Glen Ridge, average Nutley, and ugly East Orange. The town is long and most things tend to be on Broad St. The downtown is mostly avoided by locals as its somewhat rundown and has hobos and a crazy bag woman. The town is also diverse but is slowly becoming more like Newark. The South End tends to have a large Hispanic population and then African-American. The Central part of town is diverse but mainly white and the north end of town is mostly white. The town has been recently going downhill as the test scores in a majority of the schools are low, students misbehave, and more and more lower-income families are moving in.
Boy: Bloomfield, NJ is nice...
Girl: Only if you live on the Northisde..
by BahamaBlu February 6, 2007
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West Bloomfield

by Cutie from West Bloomie November 2, 2003
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Bloomer

A bloomer is a wholesome person who does good and brings positivity to situations. This term is often used in reference to a baby boomer who embraces an a progressive mentality and wants to see future generations succeed. Rather than the popular boomer stereotype where they hate on younger generations.

This term is most commonly used by millennials and zillenialsand gen z.

Bloomers are typically born during the baby boom but it’s a term that can also be used for anyone who is older and doing something for the good of the world.
It’s nice to see the bloomers out there supporting equality for all recycling and posting wholesome pictures on Facebook.
by Lafonda Lola Larkin June 22, 2020
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orlando bloom

An overrated actor by his fangirls, and a truly hated actor by the critics. He's had 3 flops in a row now yet his career will survive because Johnny Depp will keep him a float with POTC.

Attracts rabid fangirls who have an unrationale hate for his girlfriend.

Also attracts rabid fangirls and fanboys who will believe till their dying day that he's gay.
He's not gay, he's not talented, yes he's attractive, but no he's never going to sleep with you, he's just Orlando Bloom.
by Lisa S January 15, 2006
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