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Blitz

Verb(vulgar slang) to both blow and titfuck a massive dick.
A: bro, she blitzed me so fucking hard last night, I came like 8 times
B: nothing compared to mine, i came 30 times in 5 minutes
by Blackwhereitcounts October 1, 2023
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Blitz

Sean fucked a tranny in the blitz and it felt great
by Gossip Gary November 29, 2021
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187 Blitz

Rapper From Memphis Tennessee

187 Is A Label And Gang aka Murder Gang
by Richard Ricardo December 22, 2020
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Blitz

To outrun something or someone.

If I "blitz" you in a foot race, you ate my dust.
Hey bro, I bet I can blitz you from here to the shops. You're on mate!
by Urbanitewhisperer November 18, 2020
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Fan Blitz

An indescribable feeling that is triggered whenever you interact with something related to a large franchise, like a video game series, a tv shows, etc. When hit with this feeling, you gain a sudden urge to finish all the games in a series or watch all of the episodes in a tv show. This feeling is usually paired with nostalgia, excitedness, and other positive emotions.
Person 1: Why did he decide to suddenly play and finish all of the Pokèmon games in one week?
Person 2: He got hit with "Fan Blitz" after watching one let's play.
by PixelVirgin October 23, 2020
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Blitz-meme

It's a meme that was made really quickly.
Person 1: Sam posted really embarrassing photo in the group chat. Less then 5 minutes have passed and Chloe has already made a meme about him.

Person 2: Wow, that was fast! That's a real blitz-meme.
by Vencl_A January 23, 2021
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Biden Blitz

When you do 8 hours of work in 20 minutes much like President Joe signing executive orders.
"Don't mess with that nurse. She's on a Biden Blitz"

"That teacher went on a Biden Blitz and graded 100 assignments before 8am."

"It smells strongly of lemon citrus in here. Someone must have gone on a Biden Blitz disinfecting this whole place"

"I'm so far behind. I'm gonna need to chug an energy drink and pull a Biden Blitz tomorrow morning"
by TynasaurusRex January 25, 2021
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