Blitz

A typical retard who drinks about 100 cups of coffee a day and moans at fat kids on a video game. Tends to prey on little children like wbuh.

Oh fuck Blitz is coming for the kids

by Tractor Party April 18, 2019

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Arctic Blitz

A method of cooling off on a muggy day, where your partner spreads your butt cheeks and blows cool air into your anus, much like an oscillating fan. If you’re a man, your partner may then cool down your testicles. If you’re a woman, expect the outside edges of your vagina to be arctic blitzed as well. The name originates from the equally refreshing Gatorade flavor.

It was 90 degrees out and we spent all day at the pool. I came home and showered but still felt too clammy in the pants to get in bed. Fortunately, my girl gave me an arctic blitz until she was lightheaded from oxygen deprivation. She told me I could return the favor some other time.

by Deez Leeemz July 5, 2020

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blitzed

Drunk but still in the game.

"I met this girl in San Francisco, and we got so blitzed at the bar." (But it can be used in context with marijuana or any other alternative drug)

by maineyeleni May 4, 2016

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blitz(y)

the most amazing silliest cat in the world. we all love blitz. she's so cute and amazing and sweet and funny she's the cutest cat ever. my friend calls her babycat cos she's small n he forgets her name alot💀

quotes:

"submissive and pettable"
-my brother. he didn't say that about blitz he said it abt his furry oc but I still wanted to include this quote bc its funny

"when can I see babycat again??"
-the friend I mentioned earlier. (he still is begging to see babycat again to this day)

"blitz is so cute shsjhdjshds"
-me

val: "blitz(y) is amazing"

byron: "REALL"

by val!!<3 March 8, 2023

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