bling blong

wordBling bling/word worn by suburban white kids.

Dag yo, check out the bling blong on that lacrosse player.

by Space Monkey June 1, 2003

Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

by diablo581 February 10, 2008

refrigerator blindness

Selective loss of visual acuity in association with common foraging of the refrigerator. Predominantly seen in children and males.

"Honey, where's the orange juice?"
"Are you blind? Second shelf on the right!"
"Sorry, must be that pesky refrigerator blindness again..."

by ckarlo January 10, 2009

Third-Eye Blind

Slang for when a man is pursuing-dating others strictly for the physical aspects and not being consciously aware of the reality of the situation. A man who thinks with the little head and not the big one.

Its Tom & Sarah's one year anniversary tomorrow. Who would've thought they would've lasted that long? Only reasoning that I could possibly have is that Tom is severely third-eye blind.

by TheBigCanucklehead March 11, 2015

blindian

A hella fine ass breezie that is half black and half indian.

I like blindians that go to NYU but hail from Kansas.

by T Money December 11, 2004

blinbineo

1. n. Term prevalent in the in the urban hip-hop latin community, specifically Reggaeton. Posseses the same contextual meaning as Bling Bling does when used in rap songs.

Hey girl, are you down with my blinbineo? I ain't pretty but I got mucho dinero

by Jorge September 11, 2005

Blinded Cyclops

When a woman is giving a man head and right before he nuts, she aims his dick back at him and shoots him in the eye.

I got Jeff back for cheating on me. I gave him a blinded cyclops when I was going down on him and kicked him in the balls.

by Lord Longshadow December 25, 2018