cocked blocked by Bill Gates

Unable to receive the sexual pleasures from someone because he or she is too busy dealing with the problems of his or her's PC.

Johnny (to his best friend): Yo, so did you get laid last night?

James: Nah, my booty call got ruined when her PC got a virus.

Johnny: hahaha, you got cocked blocked by Bill Gates! you should've bought her that Mac like I told you to!

by Lie_Detector_411 July 22, 2010

blocked up

British slang for being high on drugs.

"That was the weirdest gig ever. The band were obviously all blocked up."

by Killthepopular October 8, 2016

blacked out

To be so drunk that you don't remember anything you did (for a ceratin period of time ) the next day.

He lost all of his money in a bet because the drunk chick he hooked up with was blacked out.

by i am the winner winner winner of the race May 7, 2008

Bricked

The past tense of the verb to cum

" then sam flat out bricked in frodos mouth " - Clerks 2

by dexers_lab June 12, 2009

Blocked iOS

Blocked is the best player in vpn clan. He is 120fps and plays as a true god. Often pushes too much.

Omg look its Blocked iOS he is such a good player!

by EternityGo August 11, 2020

Cop Blocked

Whenever any/all of your present fun would be stopped/prevented by an officer of the law.

John: Man, we were racing back to my house from the mall and Joey got COP BLOCKED about three miles back...

by TheSloppyJoe October 14, 2009

Job Blocked

When a Co-worker or boss prevents you from applying Or Blocks you from another job or position, due to being an ass OR not wanting to loose a valued asset. Similar to Cock Blocked but in a work related situation.

Jim in accounting job blocked me for that promotion.

by J.Marinaro May 8, 2013