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Bless it's heart

A term used after a degrading or uncomfortable sentence that usually makes it ok to say.
"Damn, that's an ugly baby. Bless it's heart."

"Haha that stupid cow fell off the cliff. Bless it's heart."
by SacKing20 November 8, 2009
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blessed image

The exact opposite of a cursed image, meaning an image of adorable or pure nature.
That picture of Polite Cat is a blessed image!
by AntisocialWeeb August 22, 2018
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Bless

The word bless is used variously depending upon the situation.

1.Bless is commonly used when somebody sneezes because apparently when a person sneezes their soul is trying to escape their body (which is obviously a load of bullshit) Saying "bless you" when somebody sneezes is just a mark of politeness, more like having manners.

2.In England "bless" is genuinely often used instead of saying "aww" This often confuses a lot of my American friends.

3. Again in England "bless" is also used sarcastically in a patronising manner. Some may find this funny or annoying, depending upon their humor but sometimes the phrase "Bless your cotton socks" is over used which makes people punchable.
1.
Mark: "ACHOOO!"
Sarah: "Bless you!"
Mark: "Thank you :)"

2.
Samantha: "Look at this sweet message Daniel sent me!"
Mariam: "Bless!"

3.
Lorraine: "Ugh I fell down the stairs this morning and now my back really hurts"
Hannah: "AHA bless your cotton socks."
Lorraine: "Mhmm, I think Peter is meeting me after school today"
Hannah: "Bless his cotton socks."
Lorraine: "STFU"
by BrittCurry December 26, 2011
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God bless America

First Of All, America Is Not Just The United States...Just Because The U.S. Has No Culture It Doesn't Mean It Can Take Over All Of The Western Hemisphere...Pathetic For "God" To Bless A Country That Kills For No Reason, Gets Into Every Other Country's Business, And Has A Dumbass-Maximus For President...
"America" Land Of The Free (Some Restrictions Apply; Void Where Prohibited)..."Kill The Natives, Slash The Mexicans, Manifest Destiny" The Thoughts Of A Bunch Of Idioths...Son-Of-A-Bush...
by Rasta-Exodus February 16, 2005
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bless

what rude boyz say when something is good.
tyrone "shit blud i just picked up a 3 gram tenz"
antony "bless!"
by Joe Dallyo May 23, 2006
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God Bless Your Soul

When said behind a super harsh insult, it makes it seem like its okay.

Can also be used as an awesome come back and make the insulter feel like a moron.

Said with much emphasis.
Damn, Johnny you are such an idiot! God bless your soul.
Liz is such a two-faced hoe. God bless her soul.
Wow, what a dick. God bless her soul.

Adam: Wow Carol, you are so retarded.
Carol: Oh, God bless your soul.
by Erin W September 25, 2009
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Blessing

That one girl who always wears black. She's pretty, usually African or American. She also thick
I want to be a Blessing!
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