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monkey beam

1. An intense bright focused beam of light enclosed in a spotlight housing attached to the left front post of a police cruiser. It's primary use is to illuminate "African American's", "French Canadians" or any other type of "nappy headed hoes" in high crime areas or inner city ghetto's.

2. It can also be used as a spotlight to illuminate dark areas during routine traffic stops.
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1. Burger, did you see that cop monkey beam that group of French Canadian's behind the dumpster by the liquor store?

They were smoking crack and got caught.

Those French Canadians never learn.
by dixie mongus May 30, 2007
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particle beam cannon

Used on ships from gunships to dreadnoughts, particle beam cannons are some of the most effective weapons developed. Smaller ships like gunships and corvettes have few anti-capital cannons, and more anti-fighter cannons. Larger ships employ multiple anti-capital cannons, which make for spectacular ship battles.
The particle beam cannon was only seen in the Lucifer in FreeSpace.
by Shawn Farrell May 5, 2004
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todd beamer high school

A school that’s half rich white kids that try and act hard because they’re parents by them Jordan’s and iPhones and Ghetto bitches who say “fuck school” and eat hot Cheetos in the bathroom
“You go to Todd Beamer? Damn that schools wack as fuck” Todd Beamer High School is a place for annoying and rude teenagers.
by Suck a toe January 7, 2019
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beamz

A laser aiming device for a firearm.
Yo dawg I gots beamz on my glock fowty!
by hulk10 May 15, 2006
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yellow laser beam

A yellow laser beam is a stream of freshly urinated piss.
Was surprised when I open my mouth and recieved a steaming mouthful of yellow laser beam.
by Jedi.Ain August 31, 2006
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Blame Caroline Day

Every April 19th is Blame Caroline Day, a day where everything and anything is Caroline's fault.
"thanks alot Caroline, I stubbed my toe in the shower this morning"

or

"I blame Caroline for my teenaged acne" since it's Blame Caroline day
by SuperCeal April 22, 2011
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blim-blam

1. Another way of saying, "just like that."

2. Another way of stating that something was or will be "that easy."

3. The way a situation got overwhelmingly handled, or will get overwhelmingly handled.
1. "She is wearing no clothes under his shirt. Blim-blam. Mr. Heep is a player."

2. "If I had a chance to meet that Lindsay Lohan, I would definitely be able to get her phone number; blim-blam."

3. "Dang. That Mike Tyson has a some knockout power; Blim-blam. His next opponent better be ready."
by jgallegos June 24, 2009
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