please do better

A phrase used to encourage one to elevate their standards, behaviour, practices, ethics or generally anything.

Olivia Jachim: omg I cant get any good job cuz all them high paying ones keep testing for drug use and I need my weed!!!!

Sophia Lawson : Uh, Olivia, have you considered that if you desisted smoking every day you could cleanse your body and be eligible for higher paying jobs and thus save and move out of your mother's house?

Olivia Jachim: wtf I'm blocking you how could you say that I thought you'd understand that I'd die without weed I—

Sophia Lawson: Olivia, sweetie, please do better.

by Louis Shipper March 10, 2020

Better half

Your boyfriend/girlfriend. Your present relationship.

Me: What's wrong, dude?
You: I'm having some issues with my better half.

by jesssssssick.aaa. December 28, 2009

bitter

To be perpetually pissed off.

He's so bitter all the damn time.

by Adrian July 3, 2006

Victoria bitter

Know as vb, Victoria bitter is the very best beer in the world! guys like Andrew drink vb.

Hey cocko get us another very best (Victoria bitter)

by Randy000069 July 2, 2018

Betterer

Taking something to the next level. Better than 'ace' but not as good as 'bettererer'

Gail: Hey Scott, Corby is ace!
Scott: No Gail, I think you'll find that Corby is even betterer!

by Dunney Boy September 15, 2016

I'm better than U-turn

The act of committing an illegal U-turn whilst not giving a fuck.

Motorist No.1: Damn, I need to turn around. No U-turns, huh? Fuck it, I'll just pull an I'm better than U-turn.

Motorist No.2: Wow, what an asshole.

by Gagump May 17, 2009

my battery is low

the graceful way to get out of an awkward cell phone conversation.

Johnny: So uhm...yea. Ahh. Do you like...the Beatles?
You: Woops! Sorry, my battery is low. See you tomorrow

by CHEESEnCRACKA June 12, 2010