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Stretch A Bitch

1. Stretch a bitch - Verb. To stretch a woman to her breaking point or until she becomes hostile and unpleasant to be around.
2. Verb. Used by professionals in the field of plastic surgery to refer to face-lift or botox procedures.
3. Verb. Used as a meaningless response to someone explaining their problems when the other person was not listening or does not care
1.
John - Man, did you see Nikki last night?
Mr. Fred - Yeah, Phil sure stretched a bitch when he said she looked fat.

2.
Dr. Cho - What do you have this afternoon?
Dr. Milo - Just stretching a bitch, then I'm going to hit the club.
Dr. Cho - Hah, good man.

3.
Nancy McBoy - I don't know what to do man, what if she doesn't like me?
Tom - I donno man... Stretch a bitch?
Nancy McBoy - Pardon?
Tom - Oh, nothing Nancy, nothing.
by Urixo February 1, 2010
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Bankin' That Bitch

A basketball term used when a phenomenal shot or point is made, coined by rapper Braydog.
Commentator 1: "No way he's gonna make it, only 3 seconds left."

Commentator 2: " (makes shot) Oh!, Bankin' That Bitch!"
by VoidLivesAgain416 January 2, 2012
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A Glitch Bitch

No matter what your "mob" has carefully, flaw-free, organized she is the one person to find a glitch which sadly in the end dismantles their great, wicked plan.
"After a game of duck, duck, goose they realized they had sadly mistaken the duck- A Glitch Bitch which in turn was an adopted Mother Goose..."
by LocoInLA May 6, 2014
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Bitch Killer

A beer containing 5.9% alcohol by volume or also refered to as "Ice" beer. Popular brands include Milwaukee's Best Ice or Natural Ice.
I just got herpes. Let's go drink some bitch killers.
by Brian Sullivan September 11, 2005
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bad busan bitch

a term used for the two bts members park jimin and jeon jungkook, who were both born in busan, and are indeed bad busan bitches.
person 1: who's the man on your phonecase? he seems pretty
person 2: he's a bad busan bitch, thats what he is
by pretendd July 20, 2018
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Bitch Hunter

Bitch Hunter was a weekly television action-drama starring Will Ferrel that aired on NBC. It was canceled after the airing of the first episode due to a massive amount of complaints filed against the network by women's groups, due to the graphic portrayal of hunting bitches, as well as the hero's catchphrase "Happy Birthday, bitches!"

The show was nominated for eight Emmy's.
Man, I miss that show Bitch Hunter.
by sicsempertyrannis April 24, 2010
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Head Bitch In Charge

The Head Bitch In Charge is a woman with unquestioned authority and gets what she wants whenever she wants it. She rules with an iron fist of bitchy-ness and fear. Cross her=you die. There can only be one Head Bitch In Charge in a workplace, school, team etc. If there are two or more, they either a)become besties and rules in a partner-ship. or b) claw each others eyes out until there is only one left
Friend: " what do you think of Wilhelmina from Ugly Betty?"
Me: "Well she gets what she wants and everyone fears her so she's definitely the Head Bitch In Charge"
by Chazyx October 14, 2012
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